assassino: (calm ❧ the nature of reality)
Ezio Auditore ([personal profile] assassino) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-01-10 12:01 am

iv λ knowledge

[Ezio is about to bust out the most intense filter work of his life. He has never done a complicated filter before, and he needs to do this right.]


----- Inventors, technology experts, mechanics, but barring those who seek power -----

[he clears his throat, then in that thick Italian accent:]

Hello... my name is Ezio Auditore, and I seek an inventor or mechanic or... esperto of some kind. I have obtained an object of great importance, but I do not know what it does, or what it is capable of.

But I need someone I can trust, someone with the right... sensitivities for this object.





-----Historians and Religious people, barring Lucrezia Borgia -----

[Still more thick Italian accent:]

I seek information about Pope Alexander VI.


-----


[And, with that done, you can find him in the kitchen, contemplating the microwave.]
hulloeverything: (Are you ready for this?)

Ezio Auditore - Guess who can see BOTH filters?!

[personal profile] hulloeverything 2012-01-10 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like my favorite kind of object.

[a pause]

And what would you like to know about the Pope?

[another pause]

And are those two requests connected somehow?
hulloeverything: ([fez] smirk)

Ezio Auditore

[personal profile] hulloeverything 2012-01-10 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[He picks up on the surprise but is unphased]

How did he change history? Oh, let's see... He helped found King's College, a great deal of artists worked for him, helping bring about a new era in architecture... He also welcomed thousands of Jews who'd just been kicked out of their own countries, much to their dismay. He also had quite a habit of poisoning cardinals and stealing their belongings from what I've heard.

As far as how he died? Well that all depends on who you speak to. Some say it was malaria. Some say he was poisoned with cantarella by his son, Cesare. Either way it was a rather nasty way to go.

All of this is just
hulloeverything: (Default)

Ezio Auditore

[personal profile] hulloeverything 2012-01-10 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Sure? Of course I'm sure! Those are just a few of the things he's most known for. Oh the stories I could tell you about slavery and bribery and France oh I could go on for hours. His son was an interesting character, himself. I haven't spent too long in that time. I keep meaning to, though. The Papacy isn't nearly as exciting in the 21st century.
hulloeverything: (sorry? I wasn't listening)

Ezio Auditore

[personal profile] hulloeverything 2012-01-10 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Because history is FUN and INTERESTING]

Hmm? Which? Alexander or Cesare? The Pope is remembered more for his darker history rather than his more positive contributions. Might I ask why all the interest? I ask because you seem to have a more... specific... interest than most.
hulloeverything: (HA HA!)

Ezio Auditore

[personal profile] hulloeverything 2012-01-14 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
I can give you more information if you would like. There may be books in the library as well.

[...] She is?! Oh that's brilliant! I wonder if she's at all as she is in my universe.
hulloeverything: (Are you ready for this?)

Ezio Auditore

[personal profile] hulloeverything 2012-01-14 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes. We're not all pulled from the same universe. Not even the same time.
hulloeverything: ([fez] smirk)

Ezio Auditore

[personal profile] hulloeverything 2012-01-20 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
There are people here from 1990, 2009, 2071 and many times before, after and in between. Even people who came from the same relative time came from different worlds, oftentimes different versions of Earth. However, there's only one Earth in the universe - believe me, I've checked - so different Earths mean different universes.

Understand?
hulloeverything: (HA HA!)

Ezio Auditore

[personal profile] hulloeverything 2012-01-24 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Is going to ignore the God part of that statement, considering when this guy is most likely from]

Probably by being nosy as always. [He laughs]