iv λ knowledge

[assassino]

[Ezio is about to bust out the most intense filter work of his life. He has never done a complicated filter before, and he needs to do this right.]


----- Inventors, technology experts, mechanics, but barring those who seek power -----

[he clears his throat, then in that thick Italian accent:]

Hello... my name is Ezio Auditore, and I seek an inventor or mechanic or... esperto of some kind. I have obtained an object of great importance, but I do not know what it does, or what it is capable of.

But I need someone I can trust, someone with the right... sensitivities for this object.





-----Historians and Religious people, barring Lucrezia Borgia -----

[Still more thick Italian accent:]

I seek information about Pope Alexander VI.


-----


[And, with that done, you can find him in the kitchen, contemplating the microwave.]

Comments

Crowley

[assassino]

I've met many perfect women –– the same women artists like Botticelli use as muses for their art. It's hard to imagine a better perfection.

Ezio

[onlyanapple]

Well, there won't be. After all after Eve genetics came into play and everything after her was a rather sad follow on. Not that there aren't perfect women out there, I've met more than my fair share.

Eve was just their prototype. The first and original design.

Crowley

[assassino]

[Which is hilarious, given that Ezio is a descendant of Eve. Not that he knows that.

Ezio laughs.]

The first, but not the last! I like that.

Ezio

[onlyanapple]

[All the little humans~]

She was definitely the more interesting side of humanity, I can give her that.

Crowley

[assassino]

[Well. He knows he's descended from her as everyone is, just... not the way he really is.]

Women are usually more interesting than men.

Ezio

[onlyanapple]

Of that I can agree. Probably something to do with hormones.

Crowley

[assassino]

Hormones?

Ezio

[onlyanapple]

Things that fly about in their bloodstream, makes them act crazy.

Crowley

[assassino]

So that is the reason why women act as they do? [Ponder, ponder.] Another result of not being baked enough, I suppose.

Ezio

[onlyanapple]

I think there's a squishy bit in the middle.

Crowley

[assassino]

[Laughs]

I suppose...