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[wolfuncaged]

[Today, Fenris is trying out his letters. After the...ransom note incident, he's been a lot less keen to write anything down, but he's decided to give it another go. Of course, filtering this to himself or writing it on another piece of paper doesn't occur to him, so the journals get his attempts at writing scrawled all over them]



[He pauses, then tries the letter G a few more times, before giving a frustrated growl and scribbling it out. Fuck you, Letter G. It's at this point that he notices what he's been writing on. Oh. Pretend like it was on purpose, Fenris. Yup. He calmly dictates into the page;]

I have heard there was some kind of...dog creature on the grounds. Does anyone know what became of it? I fear I missed the chance to witness it for myself.

[Mostly because after seeing Andraste wandering around out there, he'd decided it wasn't a good idea to mess around with ghosts] Or if the spirits were here for any reason other than just to stand there.

Comments

[wolfuncaged]

[WHAT IN THE HELL?]

What is that monstrosity?

[elementoflol]

It's the alphabet, you silly filly.

[wolfuncaged]

Why are they pink?

[elementoflol]

Because I wrote them in pink crayons!

[Does it hurt that the creature with NO FINGERS can write better than you?]

[wolfuncaged]

[Yes, it is horrible. Why is his life PAIN?]

How did you write? You have no hands.

[elementoflol]

I use my teeth!

[wolfuncaged]

...What?

[elementoflol]

I put the pen in my teeth and scribble on the paper! It's easy peasy.

[wolfuncaged]

[No. Fuck you, pony]

That should not be possible.

[elementoflol]

Why not?

[wolfuncaged]

Because you do not have hands.

[elementoflol]

That's why I write with my teeth, silly!

[wolfuncaged]

But how can anything write with it's teeth?

[elementoflol]

How else would I write?

[wolfuncaged]

Horses should not be able to write.

[elementoflol]

I'm not a horse! I'm a pony.

[wolfuncaged]

Yes. You have mentioned.

[elementoflol]

And ponies can write!

[wolfuncaged]

Can all your kind do this?

[elementoflol]

Every filly and colt that's been to school.

[wolfuncaged]

I have not been to school.

[elementoflol]

Oh! Oh! I could teach you! Me! Me! Me!

[wolfuncaged]

I do not think you could teach me anything but how to be annoying.

[elementoflol]

I could teach you to write. And blow up balloons!

[wolfuncaged]

No. I do not need lessons from you, Pink Demon.