Third Lesson

[innerpeace]

[Yes it's taken him this long to react to recent events, okay? Just give him a break people.]

If any of you attempt to pick me up like you did recently at that event [With a huff.] I will show you that being a master of kung fu is not just for you hairless gorillas.

[That's really threatening Shifu.

But then while he's at the journal he writes in a filter.]

[Amaterasu]

[There is a long pause after he writes that filter.

GUESS WHO DOESN'T KNOW SHE'S A WOLF?]

...I'm sorry for the awkwardness that was recently for you in recent events. [Yup all he's got.]

Comments

[inafadingcrown]

['sup Shifu. It's your not!mom.]

"Hairless gorillas?"

[innerpeace]

[laskdf Awkward much?

He sounds grumbly as he talks.]

The humans. Hairless. Gorillas. [Said as if she's dumb to not get that, so sorry Galadriel.]

[inafadingcrown]

[Oh, she got it, even if she's not sure exactly what a gorilla is. Context is a wonderful thing. She just found it terribly amusing.]

You are aware that not all of us are human, are you not?

[innerpeace]

[Don't make him explain what one is or a rhino. And what do you expect being a short red panda?]

Are you talking about those tall humans in the armor? [That's a no.]

[inafadingcrown]

I speak of myself, among others. [Humans are great, don't get her wrong, but her Elven pride just won't let her be lumped in with them.]

Dictated forever

[huffythedragon]

Hairless gorillas? You mean the humans?

and ever!

[innerpeace]

What else would I mean? [Unless there's really a hairless gorilla running around then it just feels rude.] Of course I mean the humans!

[huffythedragon]

That's kind of a rude thing to call them.

They're a lot smaller than gorillas.

[innerpeace]

This is true...[Hrmm...] And yet they're taller then monkeys. [And no way is he insulting Monkey by comparing him to humans. Nope.]

[huffythedragon]

[Spike makes a thoughtful sound]

Chimpanzees?

[wishmadeinfire]

I suppose calling you 'father' is out of the question too?

_{[He's laughing on the inside, remembering how cute you were and how he still doesn't understand how the castle figured he came from a small, red and white, furry, adorable creature.]}

[innerpeace]

You call me father I will show you why I am the Master of the Jade Palace.

[That's a resounding no. And well, it's like the conundrum of how Po came from Mr. Ping.

He's adopted.]

[wishmadeinfire]

<sub>[So you lied in those memories! Ah well.

All that gets is a soft laugh.]</sub>

Fair enough, though you did not make a bad father, for what it is worth.

[innerpeace]

[SO DID GALADRIEL! So don't complain :|

And that gets a grunt and grumbling. Oh don't hit him with family issues please.]

I wouldn't know anything about that. [Avoiding that yup.] You're not human are you?

[wishmadeinfire]

Myself? No. I am Shuranian, from the Country of Shurano. I am most often compared to an elf, though I am not precisely that.

And you... well, to be honest, I am not sure what you are.

[heloise]

Gorillas are hairy then?

[innerpeace]

Of course they are! Unless you're Viper, Mantiss or a human, everything's hairy! Or covered in feathers! [Crane.]

[heloise]

[ But humans have hair too, she thinks. ] What is a Mantiss?

OH WOW I CAN'T SPELL alskdjf should be mantis /sob

[innerpeace]

[How do you not know what a mantis is?] An insect, a very small, very fast insect. With claw like things on two of its legs too - [...He's not sure if he should explain more or not.] well eat things with. [You are asking the wrong person about this man as they eat with chopsticks.] Mantis himself is bright green.

NO WORRIES

[heloise]

Like a grasshopper. [ In fact, it might just be easier to assume he's talking about a green insect ergo grasshopper. ]

Who are the hairless gorillas?

Shifu & written forever

[mom_to_us_all]

It' wasn't that awkward. But it wasn't your fault, please don't be sorry.

Amaterasu & dictated forever

[innerpeace]

It may not have been my fault, but with you being human I would think it rather awkward. Seeing as how I am after all a red panda.

[mom_to_us_all]

[A pause...

Add a bit dictated to that filter! She laughs! But it's not a human laugh, it's more like a... well, wolf laughing.]

Alright maybe it was a little awkward! How did the castle even make that happen?

But seriously, though,... It wasn't so bad.

[innerpeace]

[That? That's familiar!

And a little weird.]

You're...not human are you?

[All he's got.]

dictated

[kungfuwitch]

[Yeah she's not going to say anything about the "hairless gorillas" bit. However...]

You're a kung fu master?