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[atrophied]

[ There's a knock on the door. ]

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[atrophied]

[ He slams a hand against the door to keep it open. ]

[save_the_souls]

[He'll stop since he rather not crush your hand]

What?

[atrophied]

You haven't answered.

[save_the_souls]

What? John's offer to be muscle at the clinic?

[atrophied]

[ He waits. ]

[save_the_souls]

[a short pause before he speaks]

It's a very nice offer of...John. In fact it's very flattering that he thought of me.

But...I'm not interested in being only muscle. The reason I came to the clinic in the first place is because I wanted to learn how to save people using more than just muscle. And while I understand that someone needs to do those sorts of tasks in the clinic, and it is respectable work...for me, doing only that...

[He'll look straight at House]

So I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'll have to decline.

[atrophied]

Fine. What about a residency?

[save_the_souls]

A residency?

Under who, exactly?

[atrophied]

I need an assistant.

[save_the_souls]

[an eyebrow raise]

Do you?

[atrophied]

I could use a walker.

[save_the_souls]

[makes a face] Ugh, did you have to make it a pun?

[atrophied]

I'd have failed as a human being if I didn't.

[save_the_souls]

Ugh...

So you wish to give me my old job back.

[atrophied]

I want you to come back to work for me.

[save_the_souls]

[a pause, but he manages to keep his poker face up. ]

I see...and what would that entail?

[atrophied]

Going elbow-deep inside a woman's vagina.

[save_the_souls]

Dr. House. [ B| ]

[atrophied]

Right. Sorry. You bat for the other team. Is going prostate-deep in a man's rectum more to your liking?

[save_the_souls]

[an annoyed noise]

I don't bat for any team and I meant payment and tasks...besides that!

[atrophied]

Tasks stay the same except you're not allowed books anymore. I catch you with one and I take your other eye out with it. As for salary, you get what's appropriate for your skill level.

[save_the_souls]

What? Why am I not allowed books?

[atrophied]

Because residents don't deal with theory anymore.

[ Also now they just download the texts into an iPhone and make diagnoses with that. Or shell out the money for apps. ]

[save_the_souls]

[He rolls his eyes a little. Fine whatever he'll review texts at home]

I see.

[And Allen being Allen, of course...tries to see how far he can take his luck]

And...would there be job security if you left? Or...the occasional two days off in a row?

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