Thirteenth Time - A stroke of luck is all that's needed for love to mature!

[losemycherry]

[It has been a long time since her last attempt, and once again Yamada feels her heart stirring toward that ever-elusive goal of losing her virginity to someone worthy of her. Her previous attempts having borne little fruit at all, and no Golden Cherry, this time Yamada will adopt a new approach. Rather than taking apparently useless advice from the magazines that line her bookshelf, this girl is finally going the smart route and employing sorcery to achieve her nefarious ends. She has filled her room with incense, and candles are arranged in a large circle around her journal, a spellbook (compliments of the castle), and Yamada herself. Having spent the last three hours preparing for the arcane ritual described in the spellbook, Yamada now pens the entry that she hopes will be infused with good fortune, thus assuring her victory.]

<3 <3 <3

As always, I wish us all the best, those who call this wondrous place their home. At last, the day I've been awaiting since my arrival has come. Thank you so much, everyone who played a role in this personal journey of mine.

That is all.
~Yamada <3

Comments

[whichwayyoulean]

...What's that weird smell? Why are you making the tower smell weird?

[Are you stockpiling condoms again? B|]

[losemycherry]

It's just incense. Does it really smell that weird to you?

[whichwayyoulean]

It smells like a fire hazard.

[losemycherry]

It is so NOT! I for one practice the utmost precaution when handling flammable materials.

[whichwayyoulean]

Uh huh. Just make sure it stays that way, I have important stuff up here and flames climb.

[losemycherry]

Really? What *kind* of stuff do you keep in your room?

[whichwayyoulean]

Inventing stuff, mostly. [And the most valuable seed in existence but not talking about that nope]

[losemycherry]

Ah, the creative type! My kind of gentleman! But yeah, I suppose you've already got ladies crawling over each other to get to you, don'cha? <3

[whichwayyoulean]

Noooot exactly. No. [Stupid Gale and his stupid rugged outdoorsy-ness]

Not unless they've been crawling in secret.

[losemycherry]

A tempting possibility. You never know, really.

I guess that means you're still a cherry boy, huh? <3

[whichwayyoulean]

[What is going on right now. He pauses, confused]

Liiiiike the fruit?

[losemycherry]

[What is WITH this guy?]

Uh, no. Like, have you ever had sex before?

[whichwayyoulean]

[Most awkward pause ever]

What is it with this castle and asking that question? It's seriously none of your business!

[losemycherry]

Oh? Did I touch a nerve? So sorry about that!
<3

[whichwayyoulean]

Ugh the little hearts. You're worse than Zelos. Speaking of which, he'd probably enjoy sleeping with a random woman, go bug him.

[losemycherry]

Um, EXCUSE me?! I am NOT just "some random woman," you jerk. I'm the virgin every guy wants, but only one of you is going to get. My Golden Cherry - my "first time" is for him, and him alone. I am NOT settling for anyone else.

[whichwayyoulean]

...

Welp, it sure is nice to know there's a crazy woman living downstairs. And people said my security measures were excessive.

[eatsfire]

What... journey? You going somewhere or something?

[losemycherry]

I'm speaking figuratively, of course. Ever since I came here I have been searching for a special someone, and now I've finally found him.

[eatsfire]

Oh, that's great to hear! He a friend of yours?

[losemycherry]

I...uhh...ye-s, I guess you could say that.

[I never actually met anyone, I just thought this'd spark some new roads of conversation! Yamada begins to regret not thinking this all the way through.]

[eatsfire]

[The grin in his bright voice is very obvious]

Glad you found him then! Things are better when you have a friend around.

... Dunno why he was lost before but...

[losemycherry]

Yes, I suppose that's true.

He wasn't "lost," in the sense you're meaning. It's just that I was destined to find him, but I didn't until yesterday.

[eatsfire]

Mnnn. I don't really get it.

You some sorta fortune teller? See the future and all that?

[losemycherry]

Oh no no, nothing like that. I just knew him in my heart. You know, how they say everyone's got someone somewhere in the world who's perfect for them? That's what I mean.

[eatsfire]

[He's scratching his head as he stares at his journal]

Uh, sure? They say that? Never really thought about that...