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[forehead]

[Laying on the floor in the lobby: one (1) new journal. In front of it? One (1) blue penguin with the number 3 written on her back, staring at it intently. After a while, the penguin flips the journal open, just in time for it to pick up a young girl's voice:]

-doesn't look like the hospital...

[the penguin meanwhile leans in closer as those exact words are written down]

Kyuu...

Hmm? San-chan, what's that? [the young girl makes her way over to the penguin, crouching down next to her] Someone's notebook...? Ah, San-chan, it's not nice to read other people's belongings!

[but the penguin just keeps staring before finally...]

Kyu!

[...it starts attacking the book with its beak, pecking and ripping bits of paper out lightning fast.]

Kyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyu!!!

S-San-chan!? S-Stop! You'll ruin it! San-chan!

[and that, Paradisa, is how you managed to get a girl on the floor, arms wrapped around a weird penguin as she tries to stop it from destroying a journal she doesn't even realize yet is hers in the castle lobby.]

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[kamenriderdeno]

[Just...watching.






WTF.]

[forehead]

[hey

hey

hey bro

that penguin?

it's stopped and is looking at you now]

[kamenriderdeno]

[...ahwhoops.

He'll be taken aback by this for a moment, before half-bowing suddenly.]

Uh, sorry! I...I didn't mean to stare.

[Just...

...i mean come on dude LOOK at that thing]

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[takethat]

[This is a cool time to be strolling around the castle lalala]

....









Is that a penguin?

1/3

[forehead]

[hells yeah imma penguin the best damn penguin you'll meet peace yo]

[forehead]

[SIGH]

Yes, but she's usually much better behaved than this!

[...wait a minute]

Re: action

[forehead]

...Wait, you can see her?

[takethat]

Y-yeah, I can see her.





..why, is she... not usually visible?

;action

[petitfours]

[Across the lobby, Hunny is drinking hot chocolate and watching this unfold with a sort of bystander's interest. When the penguin starts ripping up the journal, though, he puts down the cocoa and sits up straighter in his seat.]

❀ Do you need some help with that?! ❀

[forehead]

[absently:] N-No, I think I'll be okay so don't tro-

[uh oh now she's trying to rip out whole pages again BUT THEY KEEP COMING BACK THIS WEIRDS THE POOR PENGUIN OUT SO MUCH UGHHH]

San-chan, please stop!

[petitfours]

[Hunny puts down his cocoa and leisurely skips over, giving the penguin his best Stern Face. It's pretty much not stern at all.]

❀ Stop destroying books, Mr. Penguin! It's not nice! ❀

[adorbs]

[asgklhagaklh what is she even watching? but this girl sounds really worried so Nanako will kind of... inch towards her]

U-Um! The journals are really strong, so I don't think your penguin will really hurt it...

1/2

[forehead]

[is still struggling too much with #3 to look at who's talking to hear this time]

But I can't just let her get away with trying to destroy other people's- ah!

[forehead]

[it's at that point that #3 breaks away, holds up the journal and then decides she's gonna ROUNDHOUSE KICK IT sky high out a (now broken) window, far into the distance]

Kyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

[oh. my. god.

himari just stares

forever]

[youhavebeenflynned]

[Harry looks at the scene unfolding before him. He walks carefully over to the girl and peguin causally. She doesn't seem like a treat... the peguin though might be]

You seem to have some penguin related problems, mate. Perhaps you should put a leash on it.

[forehead]

[okay so apparently everyone here can see the penguin. She will not be surprised by this anymore. It was honestly weirder that no one else could see them back home anyway]

A-Ah, she's usually much better behaved than this, really! I just don't know what's gotten into her all of a sudden!

[exanimatus]

[you know, he was just walking through here to get outside, but seeing a bizarre penguin (girl may or may not be included in his observation) makes him stop.]

Not another one.

[forehead]

[once more #3 stops

and turns

and stares

into your very being................

she tilts her head]

Kyuu?

[Himari will be snatching the journal away from her while she's preoccupied with staring though]

[3_butterflies]

[So in case you didn't get the idea that this is weird, a yellow winged pony comes across this scene, eyes locked on the bird and completely oblivious to the fact a human girl is there.]

Oooh... what a cute birdie!

1/2

[forehead]

[oh did the strange pony just call her cute?

#3 ceases her destruction and stares at Fluttershy, before bringing her little arms up to her own face]

Kyuu?

[cute? her? uguuuu]

[forehead]

[Himari is staring too but doesn't seem as shocked as most people are when they first see any of the ponies. After all she... lives with crazy ass penguins]

A flying pony...?

action Himariii<333

[heartscrepes]

[Yuri has no idea if this is normal or not...so he's just going to watch whatever this is he's watching...]

yuriiiiiiiiiiii 8D

[forehead]

[nope not normal. #3 is going to kick the journal again, this time in Yuri's direction.]

San-chan stop it already! [fjghsdjkd gonna go after it before penguin can get her little..........penguinarms on it again]

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[bubbleglub]

Holy mackrel. What is that?

[ 38O. ]

[forehead]

[Himari doesn't look at who's talking to her at first] Sh-She's a penguin! She's usually much better behaved th-

[looks in Feferi's direction]

-Ah! [WHAT IS THAT HOW ABOUT WHAT ARE YOU WHY IS YOUR SKIN GREY???]