[Dictated]

[sawyourwolfjunk]

Hey. Hey book people.

[There's a tapping sound as she taps at the page, wondering if there's an 'on' switch or something]

Where's a girl gotta go to get a change of clothes around here? A decent change of clothes. I don't want to run around looking like a Disney Princess reject, because the last time I checked, they didn't have a Princess Awesome.

[More tapping]

C'mon, book. Where's your frickin' on switch?

Comments

[thehangedrose]

Don't worry, the journal is on no matter what...it doesn't have an off switch, not really.

And as for your question, you can go down to the town! They have a few good stores there for shopping and such. Or you can just wish for them- the clothes, I mean.

[sawyourwolfjunk]

Okay, second question; how do I get Disney moolah?

And nuh uh. I'm not wishing for anything. Brain-sucking castle isn't getting a taste of my zombie treats.

[thehangedrose]

That's...a good question, actually. I just look at the clothes there, really, not buy them... And what's Disney?

That's understandable. I'm not too comfortable with wishing, myself. Though, if you really need clothes that badly...[And he takes a deep breath.] I can sew some up for you. I design stuff in my spare time and I'm good with a needle and thread, so.

[sawyourwolfjunk]

Well, I need something other than what I was dragged here in to change into. Last thing I want is to waltz around to the 'I reek' song.

... Really? You don't know what Disney is? Ouch.

Don't take this the wrong way or anything, but... what kind of 'stuff' are we talking about here? Floral print pantsuits? Farm dresses? Muumuus?

[thehangedrose]

[A little disgusted sound.] Oh dear, we definitely don't want that!

And no. Is it something important?

Oh, I'm-I'm not picky! Dresses, coats, suits...you name it. Mostly on the more artistic side, but if you describe what you want, I can make it for you.

[siebter]

I bet if they had a Princess Awesome, she'd be really cool!

[sawyourwolfjunk]

If it was Disney? Probably not. They'd ruin it by de-Awesomizing her with something like a froo-froo dress or singing chipmunks.

[siebter]

I think singing chipmunks would be pretty neat, though!

[sawyourwolfjunk]

Clearly you haven't been traumatized by the horribad movie selection.

[siebter]

I don't think I've been.

[ino]

There's some stores in town that have clothes. But your closet should come up with stuff you like, too!

[sawyourwolfjunk]

Yeah, that requires wishing. I'm staying the hell away from that.

[ino]

I've never had to wish for anything in my closet. It just kind of shows up.

But if you don't want to do that, either, I can show you which stores in town are good?

[sawyourwolfjunk]

...

[She goes and peers in her closet. Nothing.]

Maybe you wished and forgot. Or maybe the castle stole it out of your head or something. I hate mind-reading stuff. It's cheating.

[ino]

Stole it out of my head? [she laughs] No, I'm pretty sure that's not it. Maybe it doesn't like you, that's always a possibility.

dictated;

[downright]

You should know that the journal's always on when it's opened. Might want to make sure it's closed when you're trying to have a private conversation with someone unless you don't mind the rest of us listening in.

[sawyourwolfjunk]

Really? Huh. Good to know. Not like I'm going to be having any heart-to-hearts with anyone, though. And I'm pretty sure I don't talk in my sleep.

[Except she does if she's drunk. Shh.]

[downright]

No one from home here?

[sawyourwolfjunk]

Nope. Well, not that I've seen. And I mean, on the one hand, yay. But on the other... massive boourns.

[arealwoman]

I could make you some.

[sawyourwolfjunk]

... Are you a clothes fairy?

[fredless]

I have a closet full of them -- four years worth -- if you want to borrow some. Or we can always head into town.

[sawyourwolfjunk]

Borrowing clothes has to wait to see if we're even sizably compatible.

[This is a big deal, since most of her friends she wound up with had a lot more going on up front than she had. Kind of stretched out some almost decent shirts.]

[fredless]

Or we could go and bring logic into it.

[She's smiling]

Still, fair enough.

[sawyourwolfjunk]

Pff. Logic. You're funny.