3rd Joke

[knock_knock]

[Wyoming has found his way to the roof today, sitting down with his helmet off even. That is how not worried he is right now.

He's got a bit of a smirk on his face as he starts to dictate:]

I have been here a short while so far, and I realized I hadn't had the chance to test something out just yet. So I do hope you all enjoy this little experiment, mates. The results really ought to be interesting if I do say -

[Filtered away from York, Carolina, and the Spartans.]
-so myself.
[Why yes he did just filter mid-sentence on purpose, barely pausing to do so. And its too bad if you expected something really interesting after all that because all he adds now is:]

Knock knock.

[/End filter]

[Washington]
I accept the terms we previously discussed.

I do apologize for the tardiness of my response- I sincerely hope you weren't too worried about it, old chap.
[Well, really he's about as sorry for this as he ever is for anything but you get the idea.]
[/End Filter]

Comments

[i_got_this]

Really, Wyoming? Really?

I'm not answering. [yup she's leaving you hanging there.]

[siebter]

Knock knock...?

[huffythedragon]

Who's...there?

[cyan_maid]

[Oh my, what could this be? A lead-in to some sort of hilarious japery, perhaps? Jane is all over this shit.]

Who's there?

[knock_knock]

But of course! Do you know how long it's been since I heard a decent joke that wasn't made by Gary? Why it's simply been ages, mate.

And you dont have to m'dear- I'm sure there must be people with a proper sense of humor around here somewhere.
[Because this is his idea of a sense of humor.]

[knock_knock]

[Thats not how it goes.]
Have you never heard a knock knock joke before, old chap?

[i_got_this]

Decent? Whoever said your stuff was Decent? [she doesn't really know about Gary, though.]

Yeah, you know what I'll let them have it.

[knock_knock]

[And we have our first taker!]
Doris.

[knock_knock]

[The MOST hilarious japery, Jane dear. Wyoming loves him some knock knock jokes.]

Hawaii.

[siebter]

Oh, it's a joke? Um...what should I say?

[knock_knock]

Well I did, for one thing, and I have such a charming sense of humor.

You're very kind, South. Such generosity.
[Can you hear the sarcasm? Its totally subtle- you probably can't hear it over the sound of him twirling his mustache like the classy gentleman he is.]

Wyoming

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Pardon me, but I think I'll pass on the joke.

And it's good to have you on board with it for now at least. I know how far I should trust you. Just know: You won't like what happens if you betray me. I have capture units ready. And there's a prison here.

I wasn't worried though. You're both practical. I'll let Carolina know.

Anything you have in the way of requests?

[cyan_maid]

[Look at this, she's already giggling.]

Hawaii who?

[huffythedragon]

[Already regretting this]

Doris who?

[i_got_this]

Yeah ... considering the source I'm going to take that with a grain of salt.

[Oh she hears it and it grates her.] You'd better believe it, chump.

[knock_knock]

The next line is generally "whos there".

Would you like me to run you through the whole joke?
[Don't worry dude- Wyoming's taught people about Knock Knock jokes before sometimes whether they wanted to know or not.]

[knock_knock]

[Most people do.<3]

Doris locked, that’s why I am knocking.
[And that would be the sound of him chuckling afterwards. Admit it, Spike- you totally enjoyed it.]

[siebter]

Oh, okay! Who's there?

[knock_knock]

I'm fine m'dear, Hawaii you?
[You have no idea how much he enjoys having an appreciative and willing audience.]

[cyan_maid]

[She snorts before breaking into signature laugh. Oh, you'll always have a willing audience with her.]

Hoo hoo hoo! I'm just grand!

[huffythedragon]

...

Wow that was... [the worst joke ever]

Something.

Washinton

[knock_knock]

That's too bad- I had a good one I'd been saving for you.

Wouldn't dream of it, mate. I'll keep up my end of the bargain so long as you keep up yours.
[Hmph. You'll have to catch him first, if he decides to betray you. He escaped TEX for a good 4-5 years. You don't scare him, Wash.]

Requests...hm, Im all out at the moment. I'll be sure to let you know if we come up with anything, old bean.

Wyoming

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Too bad.

I'll hold my side. Trust me.

You know how to contact me.

[knock_knock]

Ohoho... and you're quite sure that your own sense of humor is much better, is it?
[Is that a challenge you hear, South? It just might be.]

Oh I do, m'dear. Don't ever doubt it.

[i_got_this]

Sorry, I'm not a trick monkey. I don't do jokes on command. [Normally she has to be under a lot of gunfire to crack a joke]