3rd Joke

[knock_knock]

[Wyoming has found his way to the roof today, sitting down with his helmet off even. That is how not worried he is right now.

He's got a bit of a smirk on his face as he starts to dictate:]

I have been here a short while so far, and I realized I hadn't had the chance to test something out just yet. So I do hope you all enjoy this little experiment, mates. The results really ought to be interesting if I do say -

[Filtered away from York, Carolina, and the Spartans.]
-so myself.
[Why yes he did just filter mid-sentence on purpose, barely pausing to do so. And its too bad if you expected something really interesting after all that because all he adds now is:]

Knock knock.

[/End filter]

[Washington]
I accept the terms we previously discussed.

I do apologize for the tardiness of my response- I sincerely hope you weren't too worried about it, old chap.
[Well, really he's about as sorry for this as he ever is for anything but you get the idea.]
[/End Filter]

Comments

[i_got_this]

Really, Wyoming? Really?

I'm not answering. [yup she's leaving you hanging there.]

[knock_knock]

But of course! Do you know how long it's been since I heard a decent joke that wasn't made by Gary? Why it's simply been ages, mate.

And you dont have to m'dear- I'm sure there must be people with a proper sense of humor around here somewhere.
[Because this is his idea of a sense of humor.]

[i_got_this]

Decent? Whoever said your stuff was Decent? [she doesn't really know about Gary, though.]

Yeah, you know what I'll let them have it.

[knock_knock]

Well I did, for one thing, and I have such a charming sense of humor.

You're very kind, South. Such generosity.
[Can you hear the sarcasm? Its totally subtle- you probably can't hear it over the sound of him twirling his mustache like the classy gentleman he is.]

[siebter]

Knock knock...?

[knock_knock]

[Thats not how it goes.]
Have you never heard a knock knock joke before, old chap?

[siebter]

Oh, it's a joke? Um...what should I say?

[knock_knock]

The next line is generally "whos there".

Would you like me to run you through the whole joke?
[Don't worry dude- Wyoming's taught people about Knock Knock jokes before sometimes whether they wanted to know or not.]

[huffythedragon]

Who's...there?

[knock_knock]

[And we have our first taker!]
Doris.

[huffythedragon]

[Already regretting this]

Doris who?

[knock_knock]

[Most people do.<3]

Doris locked, that’s why I am knocking.
[And that would be the sound of him chuckling afterwards. Admit it, Spike- you totally enjoyed it.]

[cyan_maid]

[Oh my, what could this be? A lead-in to some sort of hilarious japery, perhaps? Jane is all over this shit.]

Who's there?

[knock_knock]

[The MOST hilarious japery, Jane dear. Wyoming loves him some knock knock jokes.]

Hawaii.

[cyan_maid]

[Look at this, she's already giggling.]

Hawaii who?

[knock_knock]

I'm fine m'dear, Hawaii you?
[You have no idea how much he enjoys having an appreciative and willing audience.]

Wyoming

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Pardon me, but I think I'll pass on the joke.

And it's good to have you on board with it for now at least. I know how far I should trust you. Just know: You won't like what happens if you betray me. I have capture units ready. And there's a prison here.

I wasn't worried though. You're both practical. I'll let Carolina know.

Anything you have in the way of requests?

Washinton

[knock_knock]

That's too bad- I had a good one I'd been saving for you.

Wouldn't dream of it, mate. I'll keep up my end of the bargain so long as you keep up yours.
[Hmph. You'll have to catch him first, if he decides to betray you. He escaped TEX for a good 4-5 years. You don't scare him, Wash.]

Requests...hm, Im all out at the moment. I'll be sure to let you know if we come up with anything, old bean.

Wyoming

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Too bad.

I'll hold my side. Trust me.

You know how to contact me.

[youfallback]

[With a slight bit of apprehension,] What experiment?

[knock_knock]

Hm? Oh yes, that.

I suppose you'll have to wait and find out, Carolina dear. I'm sure it'll be apparent soon enough.

[Woops he's being a troll. But it's not like Wash won't tell her eventually anyways so he feels like he can get away with annoying her.]

[youfallback]

[There's a silent note of aggravation from her side as she mentally does her best to not rise to the bait.]

That's not reassuring.

TAKE 2.

[knock_knock]

[Let's see how long it takes Wyoming to get her angry without using the Tex word.]

Well that's odd- I find myself completely reassured, presently.

Carolina (Forgive the jack, please)

[dontpatr0nizeme]

I think someone just learned how to use filters most likely. Nothing I saw was very ominous. Just the beginnings of a knock knock joke.

But for now at least? Wyoming is under control. I made a deal with him.

Was starting to think he wouldn't cooperate, but he finally agreed.

Wash (totally forgiven <3)

[youfallback]

[The fact that Wash had made a deal with Wyoming honestly surprises her a little bit. He's come a long way from the way he'd been when she first arrived. Maybe it was sobriety, maybe it was someone taking care of him, maybe it was Kat's return, she couldn't be sure but she liked the change, regardless.]

You didn't have to do that Wash. [A pause, before,] Thanks. I owe you one.