Dictated

[hullo_sweetie]

I'm sure most of us know that this place can sometimes...mess with us. Whether it's a physical or emotional change, the castle often has the worst timing. I know I've had at least four different losses ever since arriving here. So I'd like to pose a question to everyone out there:

What was the strangest thing this place has ever done to you? The strangest, most bizarre loss you've ever had?


Helen, dear, would you mind joining me for some tea? I feel we should catch up.

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Dictation forever!

[not_like_the_rest]

Writing a book or something? [Johanna is just the most pleasant, isn't she?]

[hullo_sweetie]

No, just curious.

[not_like_the_rest]

You and everyone else about everything.

[hullo_sweetie]

Agreed, but you don't have to share anything about your losses if you don't want to.

[not_like_the_rest]

I can't curse, but it's what I came here with.

[akito]

I've only had one 'temporary' loss. I was turned into a child again.

[hullo_sweetie]

[Ah, now this is something she can relate to]

I was turned back into an infant and dropped off on my parents door. Unfortunately they didn't know I was actually their daughter at the time.

[akito]

Ah, that sounds unfortunate!

I was at the age where I left the laboratory for the first time, so I didn't know much of anything... I asked someone what toast was, I think... If I was aged back to a few months later then it would have been much less awkward!

[hullo_sweetie]

I don't remember anything at all about that loss. Mine only took two weeks for me to regrow into adulthood. I was a pretty spirited child...or so I was told.

[thebutz]

One time I couldn't speak, everything I said came out as... beatboxing...

[True story.]

[hullo_sweetie]

[Yeah, that's an odd one]

How long did you have to do this?

[thebutz]

Uh... I think it was just a few days? Maybe a week at the most?

[hullo_sweetie]

That does seem to be the norm for temporary losses. I honestly can't top beatboxing....

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[psych0p0mps]

probably the time that i turned into a frog and everybody wouldnt stop kissing me

dictated

[hullo_sweetie]

That one certainly tops all the rest! I can't even imagine...

[psych0p0mps]

it gets better
everybody who kissed me immediately turned into a frog themselves
and the loss only ended when the person who kissed me turned out to be a princess
so yeah while i wouldnt say its the worst loss ive ever had it was certainly the strangest

[hullo_sweetie]

[She laughs as she tries to picture what a mess that situation would turn out to be]

You must have been glad to be back to your regular self after all that.

[loisfuckinglane]

It's been awhile since I've thought about that whole time.

[hullo_sweetie]

Care to share what's on your mind?

[loisfuckinglane]

Were you here a few years ago when an evil goddess borrowed my body and went on a rampage?

[hullo_sweetie]

No, I'm afraid I haven't reached my two year mark yet here.

River Song forever

[teratologist]

I agree, I think I would very much enjoy talking with someone given, well things have been uneasy lately.

Amen!

[hullo_sweetie]

The question is, your room or mine?

[teratologist]

Yours, if you feel up to it. Getting out of this room could be something I need as much as the tea.

[hullo_sweetie]

Alright then, that's fine with me.

[Spending time with Helen was and would always be relaxing and entertaining]

I'll send you my room number.

[She does so]

Don't mind the clutter, I haven't been keeping the place tidy lately.