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paradisa2012-08-12 03:59 pm
demontobeloved) wrote in paradisa2012-08-12 03:59 pm
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025 ~ Legal Advice [Dictated]
So, after that whole family thing, I realised something.
[There's a pause here.]
Does anyone still consider themselves legally married, or related to people? If so, I've got a few documents here that can fix it. Just standard divorce and disowning documents, you can read them if you want.
...Did I mention I was an attorney? Probably should have. Sounds like I want people to sign over their souls.
[Well. That sounds... omnious.]
By the way, I'm going to need a new drinking partner. My last one kinda left.
[There's a pause here.]
Does anyone still consider themselves legally married, or related to people? If so, I've got a few documents here that can fix it. Just standard divorce and disowning documents, you can read them if you want.
...Did I mention I was an attorney? Probably should have. Sounds like I want people to sign over their souls.
[Well. That sounds... omnious.]
By the way, I'm going to need a new drinking partner. My last one kinda left.