Cole Turner (
demontobeloved) wrote in
paradisa2012-08-12 03:59 pm
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025 ~ Legal Advice [Dictated]
So, after that whole family thing, I realised something.
[There's a pause here.]
Does anyone still consider themselves legally married, or related to people? If so, I've got a few documents here that can fix it. Just standard divorce and disowning documents, you can read them if you want.
...Did I mention I was an attorney? Probably should have. Sounds like I want people to sign over their souls.
[Well. That sounds... omnious.]
By the way, I'm going to need a new drinking partner. My last one kinda left.
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Does anyone still consider themselves legally married, or related to people? If so, I've got a few documents here that can fix it. Just standard divorce and disowning documents, you can read them if you want.
...Did I mention I was an attorney? Probably should have. Sounds like I want people to sign over their souls.
[Well. That sounds... omnious.]
By the way, I'm going to need a new drinking partner. My last one kinda left.

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An engagement isn't the same as really being married, right...?
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It's why I asked, mostly. Some people might not feel it's over until they have the divorce certificate, or proof they're no longer related to these people.
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And any time you need legal adivce, just give me a call.
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There's no one who enforces any laws in the castle. No one can keep it organized for very long.
I don't care what you do, just letting you know those divorce papers aren't gonna mean a whole lot.
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Some people just feel better with a slip of paper, you know? If we have anyone like that here, it'll be for their peice of mind, really.
And, yeah, I saw the attempts at law enforcement. I suppose this is another way of making those 30-odd bar exams worth it for me.
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[Demons wanting people to sign 'legal' documents isn't any way to gain credibility, Cole.]
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[He's totally joking. Can you take the joke, Noah?]
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Caritas?
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[And, sure enough, twenty minutes later, Cole Turner is shimmering into view just outside Caritas. The bar has protection spells, and, since shimmering is a demonic power, he'd rather not risk triggering anything.]
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[She's waiting just outside it, but her jaw drops when she sees someone just... appear.]
Whoa. How'd you do that?
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[Oh, crap, it happened again, didn't it? Why did he always shimmer in front of the newbies?]
Oh. Uh. Magic.
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