1st sweater: a dog playing basketball

[bezazzled]

[A very loud and sudden crash can be heard over the journal. One twelve year old girl has just seemingly thrown herself backwards and collided with an end table in the lobby.]

I'm okay!

[As she picks herself up from the ground and dusts herself off, she places a top hat upon her head and looks around and--

Oh WOW, this is so not Gravity Falls.]

Whoa! Did I just leap back through time? This isn't even the pioneer days. Oh my gosh, is this the medieval times? That is so awesome! I wish I had a camera to document this.

[There's an audible gasp] This is unbelievable! I traveled into the past and granted my own wish. I love time-travel!

Comments

[bearish]

[Guess what you'll see in the lobby!

Guess.

HAHA, IT'S A BEAR. WHAT DO?!]

[bezazzled]

[Oh wow! It's a real life bear! Could this day GET any better?]

Hello, bear!

Dictated

[dupable]

You didn't travel back in time! Probably... actually, I don't know that for sure. You might be from the year three thousand or something. But it isn't in the past for most people here.

Ditto!

[bezazzled]

Actually, it's the year two-thousand twelve where I'm from.

[Wait. Where did that voice come from? Mabel's turning circles in search of the one who said that, but there's no one in sight!]

Hey, who said that?

[inmylight_commander]

[You know what goes great with medieval decor? A space marine from the 26th century, that's what! Kat, 7' in full kit, goes walking though, tapping away at her data pad.]

[Without looking up, or down rather,] If you could find a way to time-travel out of here you'd have the thanks of many residents, I'm sure.

[bezazzled]

[First an actual bear, then a talking book, and now SPACE ARMOR? Pinch her, because she must be dreaming. She does not want to wake up right now.

Her eyes are wide and there's a broad smile on her face as she looks up at Kat in all her spacey glory.]

It's just like my video games, only real!

I can't resist, she's too damn adorable. I need to watch this show o_o

[ruined_jaw]

[Jono had been on his way out to town, acoustic guitar strapped to his back, when Mabel makes her grand entrance. He's not wearing a mask today out of pure laziness, and may look to Mabel like a six foot tall walking roman candle. When she speaks, Jono can't help but laugh. When he himself speaks, Mabel may notice that it's a voice in her head.]

Nah, no time travel involved here, just dimension-hopping. You're in a place called Paradisa. Sort of a dimensional dumping ground for people of all times and places.

[bezazzled]

[At that, Mabel stops in her tracks and widens her eyes in surprise.]

Conscience? Is that you?

dictated

[siebter]

Wow, you came here through time to get here?

[ That's different! And cool! ]

ditto!

[bezazzled]

[This is a book of many voices! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?]

I sure did! At least I'm pretty sure I did. Didn't I?

Dictated forever

[whichwayyoulean]

[One day, the Once-ler will learn not to talk to weird twelve years olds who have the greaest capacity to give him migraines.

Today is not that day]

Okay, first off? That isn't how time travel works. And secondly even if you were in medieval times, I'm pretty sure running around with a camera would get you burned as a witch.

DITTO

[bezazzled]

[She sticks out her tongue and makes a raspberry sound.]

Have you seen some of the other people around here? I'm pretty sure a camera would be the the least of their worries.

dictated

[billiardsplz]

Eh, time travel's not that great.

ditto!

[bezazzled]

What are you talking about? What's not to like about time travel? [Except the landing]

dictated

[thehangedrose]

[Just...going to stare now at the journal.]

Time travel? Is that even possible?

ditto!

[bezazzled]

[Anything is possible with the power of Mabel!]

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!

[cricketycricket]

[a soft chuckle over the journal]

I'm afraid it's not quite time travel.

[bezazzled]

[But it was such a cool theory!]

It's not? Then how else did I get here?

[fulltilt]

[WAS IN THE LOBBY AND DEFINITELY SAW THAT BARREL ROLL JSDHKSd

she goes rushing to her right away bless her soul] OH my gosh. Are you okay?!

[bezazzled]

[Mabel's up and on her feet by the time this girl gets to her, and her smile never falters for a second.]

Yep, never better! Maybe just a tad confused. But still doing great!

[exanimatus]

[this is technically over the journal, but the voice happens to be coming from the ceiling. because that's just where vampires hang out. high ceilings.]

Less time travel, more inter-dimensional travel.

[bezazzled]

[Whoa... she can hear his voice twice!]

It's like surround sound for books! Not as exciting as the movies, but still just as great.

Wait. So I dimension traveled instead? That's even cooler!

MABEL /FACECLINGS...... um i mean action

[psych0p0mps]

[Hey so there may have been a tiny fairy troll sitting on that end table and you may have just sent her flying. OH SHIIIIII- wait she can fly, she's okay. But she flies up to Mabel in a huff a moment later.]

Hey! Time traveler or not, you've gotta watch where you're landing!

[bezazzled]

[Mabel looks up at this girl in surprise.]

Wow!

[She should apologize.]

What are you?

[Eventually.]

[doublethefun]

[and there's a pony peering over the back of a couch at this girl]

'Tis hardly the past. I doth recall much more trotting about in the snow and walking uphill both ways. [nevermind the fact that she's got wings and has her own royal carriage]

[bezazzled]

So I've heard. [Party poopers, all of you!]

But still, this is pretty neat! Wait till Dipper gets a load of this place.

[secondchances]

[Steph was crossing the lobby when she saw... this...]

Hey, you alright?

[bezazzled]

[Aside from the possibility of bruising from that fall?]

I'm feelin' finer than a pig in a blanket!

[Whoops! Some of that old-timey but not exactly lingo is still lingering in her brain.]