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[onlyanapple]

[Crowley had been rather distracted for the last few days. What with having that...moment with Zelman and all, he'd ignored the carnival completely. Not that he'd have gone to it anyway. Carnivals were considerably un-hip.

But stepping out into the grounds, to where his most prized possession had been. Well. It probably would have been wiser for him to pay more attention. He opens his journal immediately, glowering at the empty space that should have contained a 1926 Bentley]

Okay, which one of you arseholes has taken my car? I know it's got to be one of you, Del knows not to give it legs any more so it's not going to walk off by itself.

I'm giving you half an hour, that's thirty minutes to give it back. If it's not back after that time has elapsed, I'm afraid to inform you my ability to understand the concept of mercy will be at an all time low.

Tick tock, morons. Tick. Fucking. Tock

Comments

[quits]

[over the journal.]

Someone stole your car? There aren't many roads out here...

dictated;

[save_the_souls]

...Uh oh.

[May be...vaguely recalling seeing something like it at the carnival]

Dictated

[wizard_redfive]

You own a car?

Crowley

[luckyvalentine]

...Having a bad day?

[sympathetic girlfriend is obviously sympathetic]

[dictated]

[knight_2000]

There's another car here?

dictated;

[polar]

Heh heh. Oops?

[cricketycricket]

Oh, dear. Well, it shouldn't be that difficult to find.

... That is, unless it's been shrunk...

Faye

[onlyanapple]

Someone stole the Bentley. AGAIN.

[onlyanapple]

That's never stopped them before. I'd hoped they'd got bored of doing it by now, to be honest.

forever!

[onlyanapple]

...I don't like that 'uh oh', Allen. Explain that 'uh oh'.

forever!

[onlyanapple]

Of course I do. I've had it since the first Christmas I was here.

forever!

[onlyanapple]

There are lots of cars here, if you look. But only one Bent-

[No wait]

Another car?

forever!

[onlyanapple]

...

Oops?

What do you mean 'oops?'.

[onlyanapple]

...

See, Vegetable Boy, that's not helpful. When you make things worse like that.

[save_the_souls]

Um-

Just hold on a moment! I need to check something!

[QUICK WHERE WAS THAT CARNIVAL PAMPHLET! In fact you can probably hear the sound of stuff being thrown around his room as he searches frantically]

[onlyanapple]

...

Not feeling any better, Allen.

[save_the_souls]

[SORRY CROWLEY!]

[And hey eventually the rummaging stops as he finds the pamphlet and looks at the raffle list]








[Uh oh.]

[onlyanapple]

Allen?



Allen the silence isn't reassuring. Allen, what's going on?

:D

[knight_2000]

My mistake. I was an automobile before I arrived here. Now I'm afraid I'm simply an ordinary human.

[wizard_redfive]

Well, no one told me. It's not like people say, "Hey, welcome to Paradisa! Kitchen's on the first floor and, oh yes, don't touch Crowley's car if you value your continued existence."

...Wait a minute. You got a car for Christmas?

[save_the_souls]

Um....

I'm not...quite sure how to say this but...

It seems that your car was...put up in the raffle.

[polar]

Wellllll, it's... sort of up a tree.

[wield]

Someone stole your car?

Wait--you can have a car around here? Where exactly do you go joy driving at?

[onlyanapple]

....

WHAT? My Bentley, my classic car was put in a raffle like a cheap bottle of plonk?!

[onlyanapple]

It really should be something people say, given how many people do decide to harm it.

Yes? The castle gives people things from home for Christmas.