230 is a common voltage in the European Union

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley had been rather distracted for the last few days. What with having that...moment with Zelman and all, he'd ignored the carnival completely. Not that he'd have gone to it anyway. Carnivals were considerably un-hip.

But stepping out into the grounds, to where his most prized possession had been. Well. It probably would have been wiser for him to pay more attention. He opens his journal immediately, glowering at the empty space that should have contained a 1926 Bentley]

Okay, which one of you arseholes has taken my car? I know it's got to be one of you, Del knows not to give it legs any more so it's not going to walk off by itself.

I'm giving you half an hour, that's thirty minutes to give it back. If it's not back after that time has elapsed, I'm afraid to inform you my ability to understand the concept of mercy will be at an all time low.

Tick tock, morons. Tick. Fucking. Tock

Comments

[quits]

[over the journal.]

Someone stole your car? There aren't many roads out here...

[onlyanapple]

That's never stopped them before. I'd hoped they'd got bored of doing it by now, to be honest.

dictated;

[save_the_souls]

...Uh oh.

[May be...vaguely recalling seeing something like it at the carnival]

forever!

[onlyanapple]

...I don't like that 'uh oh', Allen. Explain that 'uh oh'.

Dictated

[wizard_redfive]

You own a car?

forever!

[onlyanapple]

Of course I do. I've had it since the first Christmas I was here.

Crowley

[luckyvalentine]

...Having a bad day?

[sympathetic girlfriend is obviously sympathetic]

Faye

[onlyanapple]

Someone stole the Bentley. AGAIN.

[dictated]

[knight_2000]

There's another car here?

forever!

[onlyanapple]

There are lots of cars here, if you look. But only one Bent-

[No wait]

Another car?

dictated;

[polar]

Heh heh. Oops?

forever!

[onlyanapple]

...

Oops?

What do you mean 'oops?'.

[cricketycricket]

Oh, dear. Well, it shouldn't be that difficult to find.

... That is, unless it's been shrunk...

[onlyanapple]

...

See, Vegetable Boy, that's not helpful. When you make things worse like that.

[wield]

Someone stole your car?

Wait--you can have a car around here? Where exactly do you go joy driving at?

[onlyanapple]

They do it with depressing regularity.

You can if the castle gives it you for Christmas. And the point is not to drive it around, though I can take it into town, if I so desired. The point is having it.

dictated;

[gottaknockhard]

[Aw, someone tried to cheer Spike up. He needed that.]

I thought you would have locked it up after the last time.

forever

[onlyanapple]

[Die in a hole, Spike]

Thanks for that wonderful tip, I never thought to lock it before. SILLY ME.

[imnot_likeyou]

[Someone's crashed the Bentley. Must be Tuesday.]

That time of year again?

[Sam sounds far too amused for his own good.]

[onlyanapple]

[JUST ABOUT]

Laugh it up, Sammy. And seems that way.

[persequor]

Why would a demon have a car?

[onlyanapple]

The same reason a human would. To get around.

dictated;

[echivoc]

[ Sorry, buddy, Cross is laughing at your expense. ]

forever!

[onlyanapple]

You're the most hilarious man alive, thank you.

[samson]

[what?! NO........ UNACCEPTABLE, CASTLE.]

You're kidding. I installed an ejector seat in that thing, how the hell ...

[onlyanapple]

Tell me about it. It's ridiculous. Why doesn't anyone want to fuck with all the OTHER cars?