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paradisa2012-08-26 12:14 pm
holycraponacracker) wrote in paradisa2012-08-26 12:14 pm
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✿ One Slice of Cheesecake ♐
Okay, which one of you geeks blew me up and did I end up above or below? I swear I only took one slice of cheesecake yesterday. That can't be enough to land me in hell.
…Of course, Sheldon’s not here explaining the science behind a sandwich, so maybe this is heaven.
[A pause.]
Man! Now I really wish I had a sandwich.
[There's a small sound as a sandwich falls in her lap. Penny lets out a small squeak.]
Where the hell did this come from?! Okay! You can come out now! This is getting kind of creepy.
I wasn’t born yesterday. I know sandwiches don’t just fall out of the sky. Just come out and apologize and I won’t have to chase you down with my taser.
…Of course, Sheldon’s not here explaining the science behind a sandwich, so maybe this is heaven.
[A pause.]
Man! Now I really wish I had a sandwich.
[There's a small sound as a sandwich falls in her lap. Penny lets out a small squeak.]
Where the hell did this come from?! Okay! You can come out now! This is getting kind of creepy.
I wasn’t born yesterday. I know sandwiches don’t just fall out of the sky. Just come out and apologize and I won’t have to chase you down with my taser.