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[BACKDATED TO CHRISTMAS.

Penny leaves all her presents for people outside their doors! She doesn't really know where people live, so they'll be outside their doors that are labeled in the castle.

Phoenix gets a blue scarf and some alcohol.

Lucrezia gets some modern, bright red heels, some ribbons for her hair, and a small intricate music box. Because Penny loves her to death.

Joshua gets a really soft blanket and a little bag of cookies (too lazy to actually make them. She found them in the kitchen, either Peeta's or Duke's or a combination).

Steve gets a how-to video on how to dance and a manly-looking leather journal.

Twicey gets a row of dolls sitting outside his door. STARING. With a note that tells him to work on his people skills with his little helpers ;). If he looks past the dolls, though, there's a basket of cookies and candies (the cookies are just ones from the kitchen, so either Peeta's or Duke's because she's too lazy to cook).

Sophie gets a little package of hair things and a pretty brush.

Kurt gets a bunch of assorted sheet music and a mini electronic piano.

Ezio gets a little leather coin pouch because Penny thought that would be better than a wallet.

Zelos gets a Penny Blossom and some cookies and candies (she's too lazy to cook so she probably stole them from the kitchen.)

Feel free to spot her leaving their present in front of their doors. She's wearing a Santa hat.
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Joshua )

[Next she writes in the journal:

PENNY BLOSSOMS
Need a gift for a special friend? Nothing says 'Merry Christmas' like a Penny Blossom! Flower hairclips in assorted colors with rhinestones, supplies limited. See Penny in the lobby or answer here to get yours today!


And Penny has a table set up in the lobby with her hairclips spread out. She's sitting there and working on making more. There seem to be a few nutcrackers around...]

[ooc: Planned or unplanned kisses! Or come buy a Penny Blossom!]
holycraponacracker: (green jacket)
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Heyyyyy everyone. It's Penny... you know... the girl who's been a DOLL and a KITTEN, who defeated flaming dog crap, and who has the freaky loss.

Anyway, I'm tired of not having friends and never letting loose or anything. And my birthday's on Friday! Let's have a party! Bring some alcohol and your wild side!

Lucrezia )

Steve )

Jo )

Twicey )

[And then Penny will be putting up flyers all around the castle. Feel free to say where you bump into her.]
holycraponacracker: (ohp)
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So, I was a doll. That was interesting. That happen often?

Anyway, what did I miss? Hopefully no more interesting nightmares. Holy crap, those were creepy! Seriously, how do you people function with all that in your heads? Did anyone in this castle have a good childhood? Anyone? 
holycraponacracker: (omg what)
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Okay, this is ridiculous. I’ve been begging people to put my shoes on for me, and usually I’m unsuccessful because that sounds really creepy.

I guess this is my loss thingy. Anyway, I need someone to do me a huge favor. I need a not creepy person to volunteer to put my shoes on for me. Please! Pretty please! I feel really stupid walking around with bare feet. Plus, shoes are so cute.

Maybe if multiple people volunteer, I could rotate people! Yeah! I could set up a shoe schedule.

[She writes the following, editing it as people volunteer]

Monday
Name

Tuesday
Name

Wednesday
Name

Thursday
Name

Friday
Name

Saturday
Name

Sunday
Name

[And then she starts talking again.]

Right. And then you’d be on shoe call, like a doctor or something. See? This isn’t so bad.

[She’ll then be exploring the town, window shopping, and eating.]
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Okay, which one of you geeks blew me up and did I end up above or below? I swear I only took one slice of cheesecake yesterday. That can't be enough to land me in hell.

…Of course, Sheldon’s not here explaining the science behind a sandwich, so maybe this is heaven.

[A pause.]

Man! Now I really wish I had a sandwich.

[There's a small sound as a sandwich falls in her lap. Penny lets out a small squeak.]

Where the hell did this come from?! Okay! You can come out now! This is getting kind of creepy.

I wasn’t born yesterday. I know sandwiches don’t just fall out of the sky. Just come out and apologize and I won’t have to chase you down with my taser.

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