heloise: (++ / you know it)
LUCREZIA BORGIA ([personal profile] heloise) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-09-08 05:01 pm

sleepover; forward-dated to the 12th

Stephanie Brown

Are you sweaty and dirty enough for a bath yet?

[ What is innuendo? Lucrezia has a large wooden tub filled with wine and warm water in her room, with sweets and cakes aplenty on a spread nearby, and Ace all fed and content. Now for the long-awaited guest! ]
secondchances: (easy come easy go)

[personal profile] secondchances 2012-09-08 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I'm ever going to be not-sweaty and not-dirty ever again. I'm glad you don't know about bleach.

[The fact that this is an invitation to a bath is beyond Steph.]
secondchances: (from the past to the present tense)

[personal profile] secondchances 2012-09-08 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, Ace. I thought I was missing something massive and furry. I'll come get him off your hands, if now's a good time.
secondchances: (i'd swing if you'd hand me the bat)

[personal profile] secondchances 2012-09-08 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Was that the sound of water? Was she serious about a--nah.]

There in a few.

[The unsuspecting Stephanie gathers a few things into her bag and heads over to Lucrezia's, totally unprepared for what is about to take place...

She knocks!]
secondchances: (we are all tomorrow's food today)

[personal profile] secondchances 2012-09-08 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Steph's cleaned up since returning, but that was a just a hasty (but thorough!) rinse in the shower before having an intimate reunion with her bed. She's in jeans and a tank top. Definitely no reason to dress for the occasion!]

Was Ace that bad?

[She laughs, hugging Lucrezia back.]
secondchances: (RUN)

[personal profile] secondchances 2012-09-08 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah... I'm sure a few people mentioned the, uh, pheasants. [She steps in. Things could have been worse, really.]
secondchances: (FUMBLE)

[personal profile] secondchances 2012-09-08 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
Just a bit, I'd imagine.

[She decides it's probably best she not go into detail about how she killed a dinosaur. Hey, that bath is a good distraction! Steph looks confused. Very, very confused.]

That's for me?

[She looks around as if there should be someone else in the room.]
secondchances: (part of your world)

[personal profile] secondchances 2012-09-08 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Aaaand there goes the blush machine. She takes Lucrezia's hand, but sticks her face over the bath. It's totally the steam turning her cheeks pink.]

Haaaaa, no, I think we're just fine.

[She touches the water with her free hand.]

I can't remember the last time I had an actual bath. I usually just shower. In and out in five to fifteen minutes.

Maybe I should have come here when I was smelly.
secondchances: (we are anything but unremarkable)

[personal profile] secondchances 2012-09-08 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Steph laughs, a little nervously! Pretty sure she's living one of Ezio's fantasies right now...]

Well, maybe you always smell.

[Second grade insults.]
secondchances: (HOLE)

[personal profile] secondchances 2012-09-08 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
That's about as far as my insults with you can go. It's not even true.
secondchances: (team batgirl all the way)

[personal profile] secondchances 2012-09-08 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Am I going to be here a while?
secondchances: (and what you are is beautiful)

[personal profile] secondchances 2012-09-08 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
How long is a bath, then? I seem to have an expert here.
secondchances: (FACE)

[personal profile] secondchances 2012-09-08 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
I knew you had a motive.

That makes me wonder, though... do I give you your surprise now, or later? Hmm. I don't know...
secondchances: (KNOW)

[personal profile] secondchances 2012-09-08 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
So you need someone to teach you! I see. Maybe next week, then.

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