Stephanie BrownAre you sweaty and dirty enough for a bath yet?
[ What is innuendo? Lucrezia has a large wooden tub filled with wine and warm water in her room, with sweets and cakes aplenty on a spread nearby, and Ace all fed and content. Now for the long-awaited guest! ]
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[The fact that this is an invitation to a bath is beyond Steph.]
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We would have to see! And Ace misses you.
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Now would be the perfect time.
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There in a few.
[The unsuspecting Stephanie gathers a few things into her bag and heads over to Lucrezia's, totally unprepared for what is about to take place...
She knocks!]
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She only has an embroidered robe over nightgown as there's no reason to dress for the occasion. And sweaty or not, she tries to gather Steph in a hug and a flurry of laughter! ]
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Was Ace that bad?
[She laughs, hugging Lucrezia back.]
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[ Lucrezia giggles, crossing the room to walk behind the steaming tub to present it to Steph. ]
Is it to your liking?
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[She decides it's probably best she not go into detail about how she killed a dinosaur. Hey, that bath is a good distraction! Steph looks confused. Very, very confused.]
That's for me?
[She looks around as if there should be someone else in the room.]
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Should I have invited Ezio? My brother?
[ She circles the tub and reaches out a hand for Steph, for her to come closer. ]
We did say a wine bath.
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Haaaaa, no, I think we're just fine.
[She touches the water with her free hand.]
I can't remember the last time I had an actual bath. I usually just shower. In and out in five to fifteen minutes.
Maybe I should have come here when I was smelly.
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I thought to ask you sooner, before I decided I would not share it with you if you were still sweaty, and dirty. [ She wrinkles her nose, teasing! ]
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Well, maybe you always smell.
[Second grade insults.]
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Are we to trade insults in addition to compliments now?
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I thought you might prefer it.
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That makes me wonder, though... do I give you your surprise now, or later? Hmm. I don't know...
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Patience is not my best virtue.
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I ALMOST REPLIED TO THIS WITH A CESARE ACCOUNT
AHAHA LUCREZIA RIPS OFF MASK, IS CESARE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF NO NEED TO HIDE YOUR JOY, STEPH
most awkward bath
ezio would feel so betrayed
then who is cesare
cesare is lucrezia!! (this is getting creepy)
what if ezio is juan... and then he wakes up screaming
OMG EZIO'S WORST NIGHTMARE HAS JUAN IN IT
ahahahahha
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oh shit I thought I replied to this iubdsgibusdg
NO MERCY
:'(
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