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[save_the_souls]

[Dictated; a bit quiet and tired. He seems to be doing a lot of these messages these days]

I know she was here only a short time but...Lenalee Lee has gone home.

I'm sorry to anyone that knew her.

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[save_the_souls]

[...]

She wasn't out to kill me, no.

[onlyanapple]

Then I hold by my 'I'm sorry' statement.

[save_the_souls]

[That's just sweet of you Crowley]

She said...I had been missing the past three months back home. But at least it sounds like she's safe.

[onlyanapple]

[He will deny it if it gets rubbed in]

From the future too, hmm. Learn anything interesting?

[save_the_souls]

Not really, only that.

[onlyanapple]

Oh well. At least nothing horrible has happened. [And by that he means nothing horrible has happened to you]

[save_the_souls]

[....Yeah, he doesn't feel like mentioning that Showing up here skewered + missing for three months + Every side hates you now = outlook not so good]

Ah, that's true. I guess I should be glad for that.

[onlyanapple]

[Yes let's not. Don't make Uncle Crowley worried, because then he has to go to a lot of effort to deny it later]

No news is good news, and all that.

[save_the_souls]

Mmhmm.

How are you, Crowley? [TO GET THE TOPIC OFF ME]

[onlyanapple]

[He sees what you did there, Allen. But he allows it]

My car got bedazzled.

[save_the_souls]

It got- what?

[onlyanapple]

Bedazzled. Someone stuck a lot of shiny glittery stones all over it.

[save_the_souls]

What?! You mean...over the entire thing?!

[onlyanapple]

Yes. Do you want to know who did it?

[save_the_souls]

Who....?

[onlyanapple]

Arthur.

Smug little tosser.

[save_the_souls]

Arthur?

[That surprises him. It's been a long time he's heard of Arthur doing anything outside his own world stuff]

He covered your car in shiny glittery stones?

[onlyanapple]

He did, and was painfully smug about the whole ordeal.

[save_the_souls]

He always is...

[onlyanapple]

He even put a hippie mark on it, Allen. A hippie mark.

[save_the_souls]

...I wasn't aware he even knew what a hippie was.

[onlyanapple]

Neither was I. Apparently, we're both wrong.

[save_the_souls]

Maybe he looked it up somewhere...

[onlyanapple]

So he gave himself homework in order to make me feel miserable.

Lucky, lucky me.

[save_the_souls]

Well...it could have been a coincidence. It's not like you have a "I hate hippies" sign on your door.