forward dated to ~*~*the future*~*~! or... the weekend.

[secondchances]

I'm gone for forever, traveling rivers and jungles and fighting dinosaurs, and then I don't even get welcome back from you? Rude. That stings. I thought we were friends.

[Kidding, of course! She's sure Ezio's been doing what Ezio does.

Please be in a good mood. Pleasepleaseplease.]

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[secondchances]

Hey, I've never used the P word. Have I?

[assassino]

No, but others have, and Molotov certainly expresses the sentiment often enough. You know the other month she put a gun to my head and made me read feminist theory? She's obsessed.

[secondchances]

... I hear you mention the things she does now and then, but I never hear about you avoiding her.

[assassino]

She is crazy, but it's the kind of crazy I like... our friendship just wouldn't be the same if I wasn't constantly being threatened with death.

[secondchances]

Whatever works, I guess.

I hope it was educational.

[assassino]

It was.

You know, it is somewhat ironic that she lectures me about staying away from certain crazy women. She told me I would be killed by a serial killer named Craig Slist if I were in her time. [He's mixing this up, but oh well.] She also banned me from prostitutes, so what does she expect! She is the crazy one.

[secondchances]

Craig--[click. Craig Slist.

CRAIG SLIST.

Steph starts laughing. That's a good one. Someone in Gotham is probably already making their costume.]

[assassino]

[Confused! What is this laughter!]

Hmm?

[secondchances]

Nothing! I'm just reminded of why it's fun hanging out with people hundreds of years before my time.

[assassino]

[Suspiciously]

Do you know that Craig?

[secondchances]

... I do. Personally. My mom bought a sofa from him, once.

[assassino]

[seriously:]

And he did not kill her?!

[secondchances]

My mom... Is his accomplice!

[assassino]

[He's not sure if she's joking]

What?

[secondchances]

What what, Ezio?

[assassino]

Your mother is accomplice to a serial killer with a couch?

[secondchances]

... Exactly.

[She looks at him with a straight face, but on the inside she's laughing hysterically.]

[assassino]

[suspicious look]

Stephanie...

[secondchances]

Yes? What's that look for?

[assassino]

Something is not right about this story.

[secondchances]

No idea what you're taking about.

[assassino]

[He pinches her thigh, playfully.]

You are up to something!

[secondchances]

Me? Never! I was just sharing a personal story with you.

[assassino]

But now I want to know more!

[secondchances]

That's rude. My thrilling life isn't your entertainment, Ezio.