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[sexyhitchhiker]

Anybody got any advice on wine? Differences between red and white, what they're supposed to go with, stuff like that. And how to open a bottle of champagne without everything spilling over.

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[kungfuwitch]

I know some. My sister ran a club so I kind of learned a lot of it by osmosis.

[sexyhitchhiker]

[whoa, that's even better]

Yeah? So you'd know a lot about all the different drinks too, right?

[kungfuwitch]

I do, yeah. I'm no expert but I know a decent amount.

dictated

[20thcentury]

Red wine is heavier and white is lighter. Generally you drink white with a lighter food, and red with a heavier food, such as meat.

As for the champagne, spilling over everything is half the fun.

[deterrence]

[guuuurl]

Still hung up on that?

written

[sexyhitchhiker]

[yup, she'll be making note of that]

Thanks. Lighter food like salad or dessert?

So the champagne thing isn't just for the movies?

[sexyhitchhiker]

[dammit. Knew a filter was needed.

Written anyway.]

I'm not hung up about it.

[sexyhitchhiker]

Alright, I've only ever seen people order beer or whiskey on the rocks.

[paying attention to the rest of the bar is overrated, it seems]

What kind of drinks do you like?

[deterrence]

[what a...persuasive argument]

Of course you aren't. Indulge my curiosity in asking what brought the question on.

dictated

[20thcentury]

Fish, salads, cheese -- that sort of thing. With dessert, it really depends on what you're having.

[She laughs a little when these words show up on the page.] Sunbeam, how old are you?

[iamdamnloyal]

You should talk to Neal Caffrey. He knows all about wines and that sort of thing.

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[sexyhitchhiker]

[...scowl]

I'm old enough to drink!



I just haven't had the opportunity.

[affronted youth here, folks]

[sexyhitchhiker]

[what, being embarrassed wasn't enough?]

Curiosity.

[sexyhitchhiker]

Yeah? Is he in the business or is he just into the whole wine connoisseur thing?

[deterrence]

[when embarrassment is a regular occurrence? no]

Useful knowledge to have, I suppose.

[kungfuwitch]

I don't drink very much, myself. I usually prefer wine or a good martini.

dictated

[20thcentury]

[HOW CUTE.]

Well, anytime's a good time to start, I suppose. People don't like sloppy drunks, though, so remember that moderation is key.

[sexyhitchhiker]

[ugh. Why is this so difficult.]

Maybe it'd be a bad time to start anyway.

written

[sexyhitchhiker]

[she objects to your bracket text!!]

I'll keep that in mind. This is already embarrassing enough.

[sexyhitchhiker]

[now that's just mean]

Would've been more useful beforehand. [about that being hung up on what's happened thing...]

dictated

[20thcentury]

I hope you thought to filter this away from the person you're going to be drinking with.

[deterrence]

[don't deprive her of her sole constant entertainment]

There'll be other instances in the future where you'd encounter alcohol, though.

written

[sexyhitchhiker]

[whoops. The habit of never filtering anything is showing its ugly side.]

It's just for future reference. I don't have anybody in mind.

[that's something of a lie]

[sexyhitchhiker]

[how about other people's misfortunes?]

Hopefully one of us would be able to figure it out.

[kungfuwitch]

As long as you're not planning on drinking to excess I don't see any problem with it.

dictated

[20thcentury]

Well, alright. No shame in curiosity.

There are likely a few books on the subject in the library, as well. 'Wine Pairing,' things like that.

[deterrence]

[not half as interesting]

Wouldn't it be more important to maintain your composure after drinking?

[iamdamnloyal]

I think he just knows a lot about wine.

[sexyhitchhiker]

No chance of that. I already look stupid enough doing this.

[not that most people have had a chance to observe her handwriting]

[kungfuwitch]

No stupider than some of the other things I've seen here.