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sherlock holmes

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[ Anyone Looking for Accommodations in the City Royale ]

[There's an address written in.]

Rent's paid through next month. Take it, I don't care. Landlord will be thrilled, I'm sure.

If there's more than one of you, settle it yourselves.

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Quite the entertainer, our Paradisa. Parties and festivals and carnivals and balls. Don't know how you're not all sick of them, they happen frequently enough.

[He doesn't sound that bothered, though. In fact, there's a distinct upward swing to his tone. Someone's in a good mood for the first time in a long, long while.

There's a pause, and his voice starts to wander like he's splitting his attention.]

Still, can't complain. This one has the potential to be decently interesting. Ah, excellent.

[There's faint hissing in the background, from what sounds to be at least two or three of the fairies.]

Oh, be quiet. That's hardly the worst I could have done.

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Sherlock... [ OH DEAR GOD. ] What did you do?

I needed a sample.

[ A groan. ] You can't be serious.

[WHAT]

It's a valuable opportunity for comparison. It'd be irresponsible not to.

I'm reserving the right to get pissed if the flat becomes covered in fairy dust or something. [ Aka, he isn't coming back until they're gone. He doesn't want to be forced into kissing Sherlock again, OKAY. ]

[WHATEVER MAN you know you kinda liked it.]

What? No. [He sounds amused now.] The whole point is that they seem to be a different species entirely. Not any dust to speak of.

[Also he's had little bottles of fairy dust chilling in his room for like, months now.]

[ LALALALALALA NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. ]

Oh. [ Still doesn't sound pleased, not in the slightest. ] That's a plus, I guess.

[ He hates you, fyi. And is pleased he doesn't have to clean your room. B( ]

That, and the fact that the castle is very attached to certain patterns. The kissing won't be an issue again until December. [dryly:] Rest assured, the flat is safe.

[ DON'T BRING THAT UP. UGH. ]

I'll be back in half an hour. [ B( ] I've still got food shopping to do.

[ Because if he left it up to Sherlock they'd be practically starving. ]

What do you plan on doing with them anyway?

[trololololol B)]

Just preliminary comparisons for right now. Wasn't able to get a close look at the previous fairies, unfortunately, but I should still be able to glean something useful.