paradisa | 1/018: Dancing isn't science!

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wheatley

1/018: Dancing isn't science!

[Wheatley sort of lingers on the main staircase of the castle, sitting down on the bottom step and turning the small invitation over and over again in his fingers. He's reading the words, repeatedly, trying to recognize anything about it. Was it a prank? Some joke? Perhaps someone trying to be nice and simply not being informed of his current predicament. Either way, he was feeling just the slightest bit jilted, taking it quite personally.

Flipping open his journal, he hesitates... tapping it with his free hand a few times as he decided what should be said.]

Um, quick question! Little question... nothing too big. Who sent these little things out? These... uh, little invitations. Well... that's uh... that's a sort of mean joke, if-if it is a joke. You know... Why would you- I mean whats the use on sending someone a masquerade invitation...

[A rather depressed sigh comes out of him. It's heavy, and much sadder than the usual upbeat guy that everyone always knew.]

...If they-- if they have no one to dance with...?

[He loved dancing. He really did. He loved it more than most things being himan had to offer. Someone sending this was a real kick in the face.]

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It's sensible to find a partner, then. Paradisa doesn't seem to have a shortage of ladies about, in any case.

[Oh, look. You can't yell at Jade cause he was mute last time. Too bad for yooouuu]

I... I... uh...

[He laughs nervously. Yep! Completely friendly... your identity is safe, for now.]

About that...
Human's aren't very eager to dance with-with people that they just met. I mean... I could try...! Could try... I... I suppose.

Ladies always seem to love to be asked to dance. Are you worried about a lack of ability to dance?

[Slight teasing. Jade's not above being a dick to people he's presumably just met.]

Aha... no no no no.
I'd like to think of myself as a phenomenal dancer... but honestly... who's to say that they won't already have someone.

[He says it with a bit of a childish pout.]

And I've only a day to do it!

[Dictated.] That icon is adorbs

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Yeah, I'm slowly redoing my icons. :D [Dictated.]

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[Dictated.] 8D

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I do not believe attendance is mandatory.

I could have done without the invitation to begin with.
I mean, n-now that I got it... I have to go...! It's-!

[A dramatic pause.]

It's dancing, mate!

If you ignore the invitation, I have a feeling the castle won't be offended.

Ah, no. Nononono. Dancing is what I do mate.
It's my-- it's my thing. Sort of like how you do the thing with the music.

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You could dance by yourself! :)

Isn't that a little strange?

No, it's fun. Have you never tried it?

Or you could do one of those group dance routines!

Well! I have!
But only in my room.
I've been told I look a tad bit
ridiculous when I dance by myself though. :)
Dancing is a truly wonderful thing, I have to say.

Group dance?

written!

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writtennn!!!

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written forever and ever amen!!

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hahaha xD

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aw wheatley you're so cute sdljg (written!)

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jrdsfiugjdfig this entire conversation is adorable. xD [Written!!!!!]

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i know kdjg [written (and doodled!)]

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If only she knew all the crazy antics he's had with Nick. xD [Doodlewritten;;]

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oh dear, chummy with daddy, wheatley? c: (doodlewritten!)

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Something like thatttt....

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the phrase bros has just been used. (action ^!)

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We're the bro-est of bros. When he finds out who she is he's going to be so excited. (ACTION. :DDD)

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Awwwwh! and she! Daddy's friend ccc:

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Now just to see what Nick thinks of all this... xD

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He will have no choice but to accept it. She's a big girl!! She does what she wants!!

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Hahaha Rebel!! xD

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You don't have anyone to dance with?

Un-unfortunately not, love.

[He groans.]

It's truly an embarrassment, I've got to tell you.

I don't have anyone to dance with, either, but I still want to go.

Aha really? H-have you ever been to one, by any chance?

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SORRY THIS IS SO LATE. /headdesk

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...Have you tried asking someone if they would accompany you?

I can't just ask mate!
If I do then they'd know I've no one to dance with...

[Not like he didn't just do that...]

...We would not be having this conversation had you not just broadcast to everyone that this is the case.

[Sort of defeats the purpose of not asking, doesn't it? Dhaos thinks so.]

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LATE LATE LATE BACKTAG BACKTAG

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[bluntly]

Get a date, man!!

[Groan.]

I did but... she got sick, mate.
Terribly sick... in fact, she's still sick.
I'm starting to wonder if she's faking it.

Sick, huh?

[well Adachi is not one to put much bank in women's words and yeah, to him whoever this is probably is faking it but...]

If she's your girlfriend then you should probably step up and take care of her.

If she's not your girlfriend then just get another date, it's just dancing it's not like you'll be boning anyone.

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LATE LATE LATE BACKTAG BACKTAG // I'm literally dying at this okay.

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:3c

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NO STOP YOU'RE GOING TO GET HIM MURDERED IF HE ASKS FOR A THREESOME

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sorry wheatley getting people murdered is adachi's special talent ;)

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You could always just drag someone into dancing with you. That's what I plan on doing.

[The same someone, but, you know.]

O-of course you would.
Wh-Why tell me that, mate? You wouldn't want to mess that up for you too so you can go off and tell everyone what a terrible bloke I am.

...come again?

[Phoenix is genuinely confused, being way less broken up about That Incident than Wheatley apparently is.]

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BROS FOR LIFE OKAY. NO MATTER WHAT. ;n;

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