2 dehydrated cubes

[mispronunciates]

[Rapunzel]

You should have something at your door - knock, knoooooock!

[if she goes and looks, there is a box hovering at about chest height. when she opens it, a swarm of tiny, glittering, flying hair jewels of all different colors will burst out and whiz around her like little mechanical fireflies and attach themselves to her hair, holding it up off the ground. just as promised!]

[/Rapunzel]

Ollo, Pair-a-dice-a. I am Megamind, if you have not yet made my fabulous blue acquaintance. How are you?

I have to say, you all certainly know how to add a little whimsy to someone's life, and those fairies had quite the sense of presentation. I almost feel outdone. But what I really feel like doing is inventing something. And I'd really like it to be useful, so -

Is there anything any of you might need? And I don't really care how impossible it sounds. Just ... let's not start with "a way home" yet, shall we? That one's going to take a while.

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[whichwayyoulean]

I...no. I'm not a sidekick, and my friends aren't villains. They're all irritatingly happy hero types.

[mispronunciates]

But..... Okay, I'm a little confused. Heroes don't kidnap.

[whichwayyoulean]

These ones do. They're under the impression it was a good deed.

[mispronunciates]

[you can pretty much hear the 'dot dot dot'.] I'm afraid I don't follow you on that. They tied you up and everything? Knocked you out? Lasers and spikes and sharks and spee-iders?

[whichwayyoulean]

...What the heck are spee-iders?

And no, they just ganged up on me. Given I'm a squishy human and the rest of them are decidedly not I didn't like my chances.

[mispronunciates]

Spee-iders? You know! Eight legs, black, sometimes furry, usually rather ferocious and terrifying. [have a doodle minus the watermark]

[whichwayyoulean]

...

Buddy I hate to break it to you but pretty much everyone else would call that a spider.