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[cloakand_danger]

[Friends of Yuan and Martel]

[dictated a little nervously]

For those of you who may not have heard yet, ah, Martel and I are planning to be married while in the castle. We haven't quite decided on the date yet, in part because...

Well, to be perfectly honest, I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing as far as trying to plan a wedding. The only real detail we have settled is that we want to have it in the castle gardens.

...And in that vein...suggestions, checklists, or any other assistance any of you can render would be very much appreciated.

[It has to be absolutely perfect. He doesn't have the slightest idea what 'absolutely perfect' looks like. Help?]
 

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[cricketycricket]

Well, it must be a good year for it. [Five laughs, softly] Congratulations to the both of you. ... My own wedding's several centuries in the future, so unfortunately, I don't have much to offer in the way of advice.

But you know I'll help in any other way I can.

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[ino]

Oh, come on, Yuan, it's not that hard! There's a lot to put together but i'm guessing you don't want anything super elaborate, right?

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[ontheclockpro]

Don't worry about it, Old Man, we'll help you.

I call officiating!

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[whichwayyoulean]

Don't they have wedding planners in this place?

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[onlyanapple]

What is it with everyone and getting married lately? Did you all catch some sort of disease?

[cloakand_danger]

Thank you, Doctor. ...It's been a long time coming, to say the least.

[cloakand_danger]

Not especially, but...the problem is that you say there's 'a lot to put together', and I don't even have a concrete list of what those things are.

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[cloakand_danger]

[Yuan laughs.] Fine by me, if Martel's all right with it.

[cloakand_danger]

Wedding planners? [Says the man from a pre-consumerist culture in which most people can't afford more than a family gathering and feast in the local church for their own weddings.]

[cloakand_danger]

[Oh, Crowley.]

I can't speak for anyone else, but given that Martel and I have been engaged since some four thousand years ago, this is really more than a bit overdue in our case.

[ino]

Well, the most important things are what you and Martel are going to wear, what your bridesmaids and groomsmen are going to wear -- and who they're going to be -- and then the decorations, the food, the cake ...

[cloakand_danger]

...Maybe we'll just elope.

[ino]

Yuan! That's cheating!

[cloakand_danger]

I wasn't aware this was a game.

[ino]

It's not, but it's not a real wedding if you just elope.

[cloakand_danger]

I wasn't serious, anyway. It's just...fashion. And socializing. And a whole host of things completely outside my normal skill set.

[ino]

Well, I'm sure someone would be happy to pick out something to wear for you. As for socializing ... it's not like you're that bad at talking to people.

[cloakand_danger]

When I want something from them. Talking just for the sake of talking is...different.

...I just...want everything to be perfect. Just for one day.

[ino]

[awww ... yuan ;; martel really melted your icy heart didnt she ...]

Don't worry! If we can get enough people together to help out and put everything together I'm sure it'll be perfect.

[ruin_mania]

[Well, that's a bit awkward. But Raine can't say she didn't see it coming. She'll write a simple note.]

Congratulations to you both.

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[lord_wizard]

I'm afraid I don't have experience in wedding planning. I've been known to put together a soireé or two, but that mostly involved rounding up guests. We had servants for the rest of it.

and ever!

[ontheclockpro]

[VICTORY]

Well you can reassure her that I know what I'm doing. I was a priest for a week.

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[inafadingcrown]

First, let me offer my congratulations to you as well. [Since she's really only spoken to Martel about this.]

Second, a great deal would intend on your own traditions, would it not?

[whichwayyoulean]

...You know, usually angry looking women or really camp men who organise everything for you.

[onlyanapple]

...

I probably should be surprised it's taken that long, but this is you, so I'm really not. Please tell me you've at least slept with her at this point, Yuan. Don't let me lose all faith in you.

[cricketycricket]

The very least, indeed. [he's reminded somewhat of himself and River, but not really much. he knows that what Yuan and Martel have had to endure to get to this point was nothing short of nearly impossible]

Is there anything you might need my assistance with?

[cloakand_danger]

Nothing specific I can think of at the moment...although I have been reminded I'll need groomsmen and such.

[cloakand_danger]

[she really did. It's kind of ridiculous.]

...We can manage that much.

[cloakand_danger]

It's a shame you never did get the chance to perform the wedding ceremony you offered for those kidnappers, we could have added that to your resume as well.

[cloakand_danger]

...I don't think that's a tradition we have in my world. And what exactly does camping have to do with anything?

[cloakand_danger]

In my defense, she was dead for most of that time.

[Not even answering that last point, Crowley. The lack of sputtering defense of his manhood may or may not be enough answer.]

[cloakand_danger]

Thank you. [...yeah, awkward. But really, it was inevitable. We'll just let that elephant in the room squash a bit more of the furniture.]

[cloakand_danger]

That's quite all right - I'm just a bit overwhelmed. I'd been considering preparations for the guests and such, but I haven't even begun to think about things like what I'm going to wear. I wonder if she's picked out a dress...

[ontheclockpro]

Hey...it still counts as performing if you knock them out halfway through the ceremony.

[cloakand_danger]

I'm older than most current traditions of my world, and I've never been much of one for empty ritual in any case. I'd rather have something meaningful than traditional.

[That might actually be the most useful thing he's come up with so far in terms of what he actually wants to see.]

[cloakand_danger]

I'll try to find some way to incorporate helmets into our formal wear.

[ontheclockpro]

Why? Is it custom to kidnap the bride or something?

[cloakand_danger]

[he snorts] The way we've been going, I think she's more likely to kidnap me than anything. [She's already got a history of it and all.]

[ontheclockpro]

Keeping you on your toes, huh?

[ino]

Good! After all, this is supposed to be your special day. You shouldn't be stressing out, just happy to be there.

[whichwayyoulean]

Not camping, camp. It means, uh...really flamboyant.

[onlyanapple]

She wasn't dead while she was in the castle, you loser.

[Crowley chuckles at that SILENCE] Oh, I see. [His babby elf-man all grown up and having sex ;;]

[inafadingcrown]

But surely you must have some format in mind for the proceedings?

[cloakand_danger]

Well, regardless, it's not something I'm familiar with. I suppose nobles might have large enough weddings to warrant hiring someone to plan it, but there aren't enough to make a career out of it.

[cloakand_danger]

...And that's been a bit of an adjustment, really. But we're making up for lost time now.

[You didn't get all misty-eyed when he was banging Kratos.]

[whichwayyoulean]

Well, if you looked for one in Paradisa, I bet there's someone. I mean, this place scoops up just about everybody eventually.

[onlyanapple]

Well good. So long as you're content or whatever.

[That was different :|]

[lord_wizard]

Well, that's probably something you should ask her. I know enough about women to know she'll want you to coordinate with her. Is there something traditional for that where you're from?