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[fulltilt]

[written in neat handwriting]

Hey. I know there are a lot of people from different time periods and universes and stuff, but... For those of you who aren't really familiar with cars or any other wheeled motor vehicles, and you happen to see one coming straight for you, even if it's not at a very fast speed, it's not a good idea to try and jump on it. It'd probably be good to try and get out of the way, and maybe yell at the driver for being a big idiot and not paying attention.

[not gonna mention specifically what happened but. this is her way of looking out for peoples' safety or something]

[pause, pen taps. ink blots.]

Man, losses suck.

Comments

written;

[kalinda]

These people are the kind who take on [Tap, tap] I don't know, dragons in their spare time. What makes you think they won't try to punch a car?

[fulltilt]

For the sake of the safety of the driver, I'd hope that they... wouldn't try and punch the car. [YEAH TEXAS]

[kalinda]

If it makes you feel any better, I've yet to see such a thing.

[fulltilt]

And hopefully we never will. I guess this is why not many people here drive cars.

[kalinda]

I heard a rumor the one other person who actually owns a car gets it defaced on a weekly basis.

1/2

[fulltilt]

[fulltilt]

That's... terrible, why would anyone do that?

[secondchances]

This almost sounds like the other side of an incident I heard about that involved an Italian doofus nearly getting turned into roadkill.

[fulltilt]

Haaah, well... you might be right? [don't kill her steph her guilt gauge is at maximum] I guess people getting hit by cars isn't exactly a common thing that happens around here.

[secondchances]

I'll have you know he's a good friend of mine.

[Oooooh girl you did it now... not really, she's yanking Julie's chain]

[fulltilt]

[blawjehkskdjasd she will proceed die now]

I know -- well, I mean, I don't know you or anything, but it's not like I meant to hit him! I made sure he got to the clinic and everything, and... I'm really sorry.

[secondchances]

[Steph lets that sink in for a bit before laughing just a little.]

And since he's a good friend of mine, I know he probably didn't react as a normal person would. No harm done--not permanently. I don't think, anyway.

[fulltilt]

[silence a bit on her end, and then maybe you can hear the slightest sigh of relief]

Oh, good. Jeez, I thought you were gonna ream me out over the journal or something. Not like I don't deserve it, but....

[encryptedlock]

[Amen, woman.]

I'm Agent York, and I approve this message.

[fulltilt]

[yeee boy]

Something similar happen to you, too?

[encryptedlock]

Let's just say I have three cars and a lot of medieval people around.

[fulltilt]

Three cars.

[encryptedlock]

Well, two jeeps and an ATV, to be exact.

And a helicopter, but it's technically Kat's.

[ino]

Yeah, you're talking to people who got arrested for attacking cars with giant swords because they thought they were see-through monsters that ate and kidnapped people.

[fulltilt]

Hah, wait. Come again?

[assassino]

I did not try to jump on it.

[Except maybe he did. He doesn't remember.]

[fulltilt]

You definitely did. I still have the dent on my car to prove it.

[assassino]

You are exaggerating!

[fulltilt]

How would you explain the dents on the hood of my car, then?

[assassino]

You are a careless driver! [Teasing.] Do not feel bad, it is a tendency of women.