44. Four Word Challenge Post [Take Two]

[thwarting]

[Hope you weren't planning to sleep in this morning, Paradisa, as there's a rather loud and angry exclamation over the journals at around six in the morning.]

BLAST YOU, EVIL CONTRAPTION!

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dictated;

[formersocialite]

Some of us are trying to sleep.

[Have an irritable, somewhat groggy reply from Vivian who is currently curled up in bed.]

[thwarting]

Ah... my apologies, Miss, I didn't realise the journal was open.

Dictated forever

[onlyanapple]

[You know who doesn't like his sleep being disturbed, Aziraphale? Can you guess?]

What have I told you about pissing about with the toaster?

[thwarting]

It's swallowed my bread, again!

[notjamesbond]

It wasn't my fault! Not this time!

[Clearly this is the correct way to even reply to such an exclamation. Obviously.]

[thwarting]

...Excuse me?

Dictated

[dupable]

... Uh?

[thwarting]

[Aziraphale doesn't hear this quiet exclamation, far too busy huffing at the demonic appliance.]

[eat_me_beat_me]

[Nora snorts awake. Goddamnit, Aziraphale! Why you always gotta be waking her up?! She sighs]

What're you yelling about, this time?

[thwarting]

[He starts when he hears the journal, feeling slightly abashed at having woken someone, yet only slightly.]

This infernal device has swallowed my breakfast. Again.

[optimystic]

W-What's the matter?

[thwarting]

The blasted toaster has swallowed my breakfast!

[cantacquityou]

[I know that Angelic voice.]


...Aziraphale?

[thwarting]

[There's a short pause, before Aziraphale's voice comes closer to the journal.]

Hello?

[too_fairytale]

[this is the SECOND TIME IN A WEEK that Amy has had to blindly fling her journal across the room, dammit >:(]

[thwarting]

[Sorry, Amy!]

[detectivegenius]

Do you... need help with something? [Tim's already up and at it.]

[thwarting]

Ah, yes! I would greatly appreciate some assistance in the kitchen, if you are nearby?

[shepherdsveritas]

[Connor blinks awake quickly enough. He might not know who shouted but that's no reason why he shouldn't react]

Y'arrite?

[thwarting]

...

Excuse me?

[He's not even certain that was English.]

[heloise]

Could you not exorcise it?

[thwarting]

Unfortunately not, my dear, it's not evil in quite that manner.

[demontobeloved]

Whatever it was, I didn't do it.

...What happened?

[thwarting]

This awful device has swallowed my breakfast!

[arealwoman]

[ Bad time to yell into your journal ]

Oi!

[ She may be shouting back a bit because her journal's on the other side of the room ]

[thwarting]

[He jumps at the shout back, initially mistaking it for the toaster magically speaking to him.]

Rude!

[youhavebeenflynned]

Bloody... [Harry sits up n his bed as the sound travels from his journal. He walks across the floor and takes it up.] What's your problem? Some people are trying to sleep here!

[thwarting]

[He jumps slightly at the return shout, peering at the journal in consternation.]

Oh dear, dreadfully sorry... I didn't realise this was open.

[saccharosium]

......

[ Maybe she should tape her journal shut when she's asleep. ]

Really, Aziraphale?

[thwarting]

It's a terrible thing when a man can't even get his own breakfast.