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[onlyanapple]

[Friends and Acquaintances]

So, you may or may not have noticed I'm no longer a resident in Castle Wonderfuck. Anyway, to save you getting all maudlin like the little idiots you are, I'm fine. I just moved into town. You can now find me at [insert address here, hurd dur cassa del guts] now we can all move on with our lives.

Speaking of, apparently there was some sort of nightmare epidemic? I just had a dreamless sleep, myself, as per usual, but it seems I was a rare case. Anyway, given that ninety per-cent of you probably have pretty horrific nightmare scenarios all ready to play in your own heads, I'm guessing it wasn't exactly fun for you.

So I'm offering a one-time opportunity for Uncle Crowley to come and sit down with a bottle of alcohol and listen to you bitch and whine about your traumatic experience and then give you some advice with which to continue your sad little lives without wanting to sob into a mug of tea every five seconds.

And that's not because I care, which I don't by the way, it's just to save everyone the headache of dealing with a month of shut ins and psychological breakdowns. No one wants that. It's just sad.

Comments

Crowley

[i_got_this]

How about yes to alcohol but we skip the talking about it? We can piss and moan about the castle instead.

[Of course, this would mean leaving her room.]

South

[onlyanapple]

We can skip the deep and meaningful conversation. Less work for me.

Crowley

[i_got_this]

Fantastic. I'll, uh ... let you know when I get on the way ... [If she gets on her way.]

You don't happen to have some demon-magic-thing that'll let me just pop over, do you?

South

[onlyanapple]

...I have a car, but I don't let anyone sit in it.

So no.

Re: South

[i_got_this]

Wait, what? You have a car -- [That on it's own is pretty notable here] -- but you won't let anyone sit in it.

Why the hell not?

Crowley

[waterproofed]

Hey, c'mon, I have nightmares all the time. I just had some people crashing it this time, that's all.

Percy

[onlyanapple]

How horribly rude of them.

Crowley

[waterproofed]

Geez, I know, right? I mean, really, it's not a free-for-all. I should've been charging money.

Percy

[onlyanapple]

Roll right up, come and enjoy my memories. Don't leave popcorn on the floor.

Crowley

[waterproofed]

You know, if they brought popcorn they should really share it.

Crowley-san

[amiable]

[ Did he just call her an idiot? Not pleased. ]

Hey!

Uru

[onlyanapple]

[Oblivious]

Hallo, Uru.

Crowley-san

[amiable]

What are you doing?!

Uru

[onlyanapple]

Speaking into the journal. It's what people do, generally.

Crowley-san

[amiable]

You don't need to talk to your friends that way!

Crowley

[lord_wizard]

[He considers ignoring this cheerful little message for a few minutes, just like he dodged Clow, but after some consideration he figured the demon was the safest of his options for company at the moment]

They took all my alcohol.

[Which is the most he's going to acknowledge the nightmares had happened at all]

Felix

[onlyanapple]

[That and there was a good chance the demon would just come looking for him anyway]

Yes, but luckily for you, I have plenty. [Jr. left a nice little next egg behind]

Crowley

[lord_wizard]

Truly, darling, your generosity knows no bounds. Where shall we meet?

Felix

[onlyanapple]

No now, there's no need for insults like that.

Are you up for leaving your room, or shall I come to the castle?

Crowley

[lord_wizard]

I'm not an anchorite yet, thank you. I can come to you.

Crowley

[wizard_redfive]

[She can see this. Why can Dairine see this?!]

Thanks for the public service announcement. I'll be sure to send any prank calls to your new location.

[No comment on his offer yet. She's still thinking it over.]

Dairine

[onlyanapple]

[Because he likes her. Tell no one]

Try not to send anything that explodes. I have housemates who'll probably take offence.

Crowley

[wizard_redfive]

[Her lips are sealed.]

I make no promises. [Not to demons, anyway. And because she's nosy:] Oh, you have housemates now! Who are they?

Dairine

[onlyanapple]

Duly noted.

Ino, Allen and Gale. Ino and Allen have been here a while, longer than me even.

Crowley

[wizard_redfive]

Ino, really? I know her.

[Technically she's met all three, but Alan and Gale are less familiar to Dairine.]