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[mouthiness]

[Deadpool has honestly seen better days. Better days when his costume wasn't dirty and ripped to hell and you couldn't smell him from twenty feet away. He's just going to shuffle over to a couch in the lobby, plopping down on it with a heavy sigh. It takes him a couple of seconds to notice the journal on the floor by his head]

So there you are. Some help you were... And before anyone asks, I don't want to talk about it.


((Open everywhere ahhh I've missed you guys ; ; ))

Comments

[mouthiness]

Nope, not yet! Try again next week.

[onlyanapple]

It'll get you one day, Wade.

So where were you?

[mouthiness]

Oooh, I'm shaking in my boots.

Where do all the cool kids hang out? The lobby, duh.

[onlyanapple]

...You've been in the lobby. All this time.

[mouthiness]

[Looks back at what he asked oh oops]

Oh I thought you asked where I was now. I haven't eaten in a while the old brain isn't working right. I was in the woods.

[onlyanapple]

...

Why were you in the woods, or, more importantly, do I even want to know the answer?

[mouthiness]

No, you don't want to know. I wish I didn't know.

[onlyanapple]

That bad, huh?

[mouthiness]

Worse. And I've been without my DVDs for too long. It's all a tragedy!

[onlyanapple]

You poor baby. Well, if you go on a binge, remember not to be trapped in the movie theatre or anything.

[mouthiness]

Yes mother.

[onlyanapple]

There's a good boy. And play nice with all the other kids.