twenty-eight detention slips

[delincuente]

[Ever since the little excursion to Equestria, Alex has had one pressing question on her mind. An urgent inquiry about which she has never thought to wonder. A critical query, once might go so far as to say: ]

... So how do all the rainbow joy ponies even use the journals with hooves? I mean, without like trampling the pages.

[Clearly Alex is a master of cultural sensitivity.]