twenty-eight detention slips

[delincuente]

[Ever since the little excursion to Equestria, Alex has had one pressing question on her mind. An urgent inquiry about which she has never thought to wonder. A critical query, once might go so far as to say: ]

... So how do all the rainbow joy ponies even use the journals with hooves? I mean, without like trampling the pages.

[Clearly Alex is a master of cultural sensitivity.]

Comments

[iamdamnloyal]

They dictate to it and they are really careful when turning the pages.

[delincuente]

There's only so much you can do with hooves, though. I mean, do they like have to carry it in their teeth when they go places?

[iamdamnloyal]

Yep. Pretty much. Or they can have people put them in bags and they can carry them in that.

dictated

[checklist]

[ Scoff. ] You know, we're really not all rainbow...y.

Well, except for Rainbow Dash, of course.

[delincuente]

Rainbowier, then, excuse me. When's the last time you saw a purple human?

[Oh, damn - she said "we"]

Wait, so are you one of them?

[yay_heiress]

Ooh! Maybe they use their noses to open it!

[delincuente]

... That could work. I mean, if they didn't sneeze or something.

[Well done, London. That was a pretty good suggestion.]

Do horses even sneeze?

[yay_heiress]

Doesn't everything that has a nose sneeze?