seven locked doors

[buttonless]

[So you know what's not really all that fun?

This entire cat thing, actually. That's what. No surprise there. Coraline is usually pretty okay with cats and all, but throughout this mess she's been holed up with a trowel in arm's reach. All she knows is that shit went from boring to intense pretty fast right there. The creep factor hit just a little too close to home, literally.]

So... this kind of stuff is why everyone hates it here so much. Really hates it. I mean, I really hate it too, but I guess it never seemed as totally creepy as everyone made it sound.

... Well, as deadly, at least.

[A hesitant pause.]

What's the absolute creepiest thing it's done before? Just so I know what to look forward to.

Comments

[sexyhitchhiker]

There was that time when this creep captured all the kids in the castle.

[buttonless]

Wow, really? When was that?

[onlyanapple]

I remember the day of the space zombies. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star will never be the same again.

[buttonless]

... I'm not sure I want to know what you mean by that.

[onlyanapple]

You don't want to know what I mean. Just know it was a horrible time for everyone.

[buttonless]

[She'll wait about five seconds before...]

... Okay, now I have to know!

[onlyanapple]

No you don't. And I'm not going to tell you.

[buttonless]

Well, fine. I bet you're just bluffing anyway.

[onlyanapple]

Trust me, you don't bluff about those things. I I were capable of it, they'd have given me nightmares.

[buttonless]

Whatever.

[She doesn't even care about the space zombies anymore, this is getting annoying.]

... What do you mean "capable"? You don't have nightmares?

[onlyanapple]

Of course I can't. I'm a demon. Demons don't dream.

[fulltilt]

[can totally agree with you on the cat thing. thanks to this whole thing, julie's in the clinic in a blanket burrito, hoping to keep all her insides together til they get her pelvis back D:]

I've heard about a bunch of weird things happening around here, but I think this definitely takes the cake for the creepiest and the most scarring. Ever.

[buttonless]

I totally agree with you on that. Most of the other stuff just sounds irritating.

[Dictated]

[hairflyingheartpounding]

It seemed that way to me, either.

How long have you been here?

[buttonless]

Since about April. What about you?

dictated

[yellowdevil]

Oh, come now. A body part-stealing cat isn't that bad.

[buttonless]

Maybe if you're from a world full of body-part-stealing cats, or something.

[yellowdevil]

Kukuku. At least the cat left clean markings where the body parts used to be. It could have been much worse.

[buttonless]

Ew, that's disgusting. Who wants to think about that!