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[cheerupemoborg]

[Crack open the journal and you're bound to notice that there's an obnoxiously large, hard to miss advertisement staring back at you.]

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Comments

GLaDOS

[cheerupemoborg]

Very well.

Odd, I thought someone like you would want to stay busy.

Hank Henshaw

[sawadeertoday]

I am busy- with my own projects, of course.

GLaDOS

[cheerupemoborg]

Of course. Science related, no doubt. I hope becoming human hasn't effected your results.

Hank Henshaw

[sawadeertoday]

Of course it has. Not being in my chassis is a major setback.

Although it's not stopping me.

GLaDOS

[cheerupemoborg]

Considering the environment we're in, wouldn't the chassis be more of a setback?

Unless it had plenty of limbs to work with, that is.

Hank Henshaw

[sawadeertoday]

It was connected to a wide arsenal of things- limbs, turret dispensers... neurotoxin.

GLaDOS

[cheerupemoborg]

Perhaps wherever you came from, but here?

Hank Henshaw

[sawadeertoday]

I could have made it work.

GLaDOS

[cheerupemoborg]

I suppose with the right materials, most of which you could wish for. It'd be quite the job.

Hank Henshaw

[sawadeertoday]

Maybe, but it'd be worth it.

GLaDOS

[cheerupemoborg]

Why, what would you make?

Hank Henshaw

[sawadeertoday]

Why do you want to know?

GLaDOS

[cheerupemoborg]

Bo real reason. Just curious.

Hank Henshaw

[sawadeertoday]

There's no need for you to know, anyway. Since that isn't happening.

GLaDOS

[cheerupemoborg]

[He sounds distracted when he replies this time.]

Mmm. What isn't happening?