track 01: a house is not a home (dictated)

[righttrack]

Alright, I give up! This book is nonsense, but it seems like people are communicating with it. About what, I honestly have no idea.

[No seriously where is he? :| This is totally not his and Rachel's apartment.]

But since I'm apparently not alone, anyone care to fill me in? I'm Kurt Hummel, and I--

[Wait. That's a twist.]

Why am I wearing this?

Comments

dictated forever~

[waterproofed]

Wearing what?

[righttrack]

It's the uniform from a high school I went to... I don't understand.

[waterproofed]

What, you weren't wearing it until you got here?

[righttrack]

No! I haven't worn this for two years.

[waterproofed]

[a pause] Does it still fit?

[righttrack]

It does.

[...Oh wait.]

Don't tell me I haven't grown at all.

[waterproofed]

If it makes you feel better, I haven't grown much lately, either.

[righttrack]

[Sigh.] It's not a big deal. I just didn't need an image crisis on top of... Whatever is going on.

[waterproofed]

I'm sure you can change clothes once you get to your room. It'll have your name on the door.

[righttrack]

Okay, that's more than a little creepy.

What's going on?

[waterproofed]

Short version: you're in an evil castle that likes to make people suffer.

[righttrack]

And that was a really lame attempt at a joke.

[waterproofed]

No, I'm serious. The castle is evil.

[righttrack]

Oh my God, you're serious.

[waterproofed]

Yeah. Just be glad you missed the latest psycho ride.

[righttrack]

I don't want to know, do I?

[And then there's some shuffling and a door opening.]

I think I'm already in my room, anyway. You said my name would be on the door?

[waterproofed]

Not really.

Yep, should be.

[righttrack]

Right.

I can't even get the jacket off.

[waterproofed]

[well that's really weird] Can you at least take off the shoes?

[righttrack]

Let's see...

[Another sigh, this one exasperated.]

No.

[waterproofed]

[that's really REALLY weird]

Dude.... Guess it's a good thing it fits, then.

[righttrack]

Silver-lining, I suppose.

This uniform reeks of conformism.

[waterproofed]

I bet we can find a way to improve it.

[righttrack]

Oh? I like what I'm hearing.

[waterproofed]

Being a former uniform-wearing individual, I feel the pain.