track 01: a house is not a home (dictated)

[righttrack]

Alright, I give up! This book is nonsense, but it seems like people are communicating with it. About what, I honestly have no idea.

[No seriously where is he? :| This is totally not his and Rachel's apartment.]

But since I'm apparently not alone, anyone care to fill me in? I'm Kurt Hummel, and I--

[Wait. That's a twist.]

Why am I wearing this?

Comments

[heal_theworld]

I think it always is, when you first arrive. The journals are magic, if you hadn't figured it out. Anything you say or write appears in every other one.

Mm. You may not thank me after you find out about this place.

[righttrack]

...Magic? Really?

What's wrong with this place?

[heal_theworld]

Yes, really. You don't have magic where you're from?

It's a Castle that's kidnapped you and will do you harm if it gets the chance. It's not the nicest place to be.

[righttrack]

Um, no.

Well, this will be fun.

[heal_theworld]

Hm. Earth? [That's always her first guess.]

You could say that... until something tries to eat you.

[righttrack]

Um. Yes?

...Well, I was being sarcastic.

[heal_theworld]

Ah, just a warning, you'll meet people from different worlds. And different Earths. ...We think.

I know. [You can hear her laugh over the journal.]

[righttrack]

Of course.

...No need to be rude.

[heal_theworld]

Oh, I wasn't being rude... [Was she? Ahahahaha, she thought it was a funny joke.]

[righttrack]

Well, it sounded like you were.

[Forgive him; the whole HEY GUESS WHAT MAGIC CASTLE thing can ruin a mood.]

[heal_theworld]

I'm sorry... I know how stressful it can be when you first come.