track 01: a house is not a home (dictated)

[righttrack]

Alright, I give up! This book is nonsense, but it seems like people are communicating with it. About what, I honestly have no idea.

[No seriously where is he? :| This is totally not his and Rachel's apartment.]

But since I'm apparently not alone, anyone care to fill me in? I'm Kurt Hummel, and I--

[Wait. That's a twist.]

Why am I wearing this?

Comments

[onlyanapple]

The Big Guy. He was here for a bit, so this isn't His work.

Probably. Unless He was messing with me which is entirely possible.

[righttrack]

...Right. God was here. Of course.

[onlyanapple]

You can take your time getting used to that part, it's a lot more difficult to deal with.

Anyway, you'll have lost something. Everyone pays a price for living here. It'd be a memory, or an item, maybe an ability.

[righttrack]

No it's not. I don't believe in God. In fact, I'm pretty sure you're just crazy.

...Yeah, I think I figured that part out.

[onlyanapple]

Lots of people think that. I'm fine with it.

Oh? Really?

[righttrack]

Fine, then.

Yes. I'm stuck in an old high school uniform.

[onlyanapple]

...Oh that's an interesting one.

[righttrack]

It's... Annoying.

[onlyanapple]

It could have been worse.


You could have lost your voice.