♐ sixtieth shot

[yeahihidmypants]

friends ]

It's getting close to that time of year. Do we all have our plan of action in place?

[He doesn't want to be invited to any spur of the moment weddings... nor does he want to be planning one.]

If you need to be locked up - [he's teasing] I'm sure that can be arranged.

Just, be careful out there. If you need anything on the day, just let me know. I'm staying away from any candy, anything red -- I'm thinking of fasting.

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Dick Grayson ]

So, are the rumors true? You've returned with memories? If I was nefarious, I'd ask for a brain scan. Instead, I'm just glad to hear you're back.

We should catch up.

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Comments

friends.

[loisfuckinglane]

As I recall, you were the one who we might need a plan of action for.

friends ]

[yeahihidmypants]

It was one proposal.

friends ]

[loisfuckinglane]

And just how many is too many?

friends ]

[yeahihidmypants]

Anything more than three is... [Wait...] Okay, there were two - but one wasn't on Valentine's Day.

friends ]

[loisfuckinglane]

And just think - that's only what you remember about your love life. [/trollface]

friends ]

[yeahihidmypants]

Ouch. [Why so mean, Lane?]

I was actually talking about just here, since I do actually remember things from this place. I'm not entirely sure I could handle forgetting an entire engagement from back home. [Oh, Ollie...]

friends ]

[loisfuckinglane]

Either way, let's try to not aim for any repeat performances this year. I'd prefer the only wedding fever going around to be the real kind.

friends ]

[yeahihidmypants]

I plan on keeping myself indoors for the duration.

friends ]

[loisfuckinglane]

Speaking of weddings... Clark and I set a date.

friends ]

[yeahihidmypants]

Congratulations, Lane. [He sounds really happy for her.]

When's the day and what can I do to help?

friends ]

[loisfuckinglane]

That's what I've been meaning to ask you.

Got a nice tux on hand?

Lois ]

[yeahihidmypants]

Of course, I do. I actually have two. A white and a black. There's also a green one, but I have a feeling you'd prefer the black.

Ollie;

[loisfuckinglane]

Might match the rest of the wedding party better.

Lois ]

[yeahihidmypants]

[He's pleasantly surprised.]

Oh? Well, I'd hate to stand out in that case.

Ollie;

[loisfuckinglane]

So how opposed are you to the phrase "Oliver Queen, Maid of Honor"?

Lois ]

[yeahihidmypants]

I'm not opposed, though the word maid does imply that I'd be in one of those dresses that I'll hate behind your back, but tell you are amazing to your face.

[He's trying to think if he can rock a bridesmaid dress....]

Ollie;

[loisfuckinglane]

Maybe we could amend the title. Just this once.

Lois ]

[yeahihidmypants]

Well, considering I'm pretty sure you're only getting married the once, an amendment might be okay.

Ollie;

[loisfuckinglane]

So is this a yes, you'll be my best man?

Lois ]

[yeahihidmypants]

This is a definite yes, I will be your best man. Your Man of Honor. Whatever title you'd like to pin to me. I'll be that.

Ollie;

[loisfuckinglane]

Knew I could count on you. ... Which I guess is why you're the first person I thought of.

Lois ]

[yeahihidmypants]

Well, I'm really flattered and I won't let you down.

Ollie;

[loisfuckinglane]

Of course you won't. Anyone who ruins my wedding day would suffer a wrath previously unseen in Paradisa.

Lois ]

[yeahihidmypants]

Is that number one on my Maid of Honor duties? Ensure no one ruins your wedding day?

Ollie;

[loisfuckinglane]

You damn well better believe it. [Sic her, Ollie]