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[ The following is dictated into the journal. ]
If there are any [ NOT FILLIES... BE ALL-INCLUSIVE.... ] children who are going to be collecting candy today, I'll be giving some out at the library. I've got quite a selection of different candies. I was sure to account for the most common allergens, and I'm offering several more healthy alternatives as well.
So feel free to drop by, either for the candy or to help me give it out, if you're so inclined.
[ And, as promised, anypony who wanders into the library will find, after the rather sizable display of age-appropriate children's and young adult books stations at every entrance, there's a large display of candies, and a certain unicorn who's.... done a rather nice job of looking like a rugged unicorn archeologist instead, complete with fake wings and her horn hidden under the hat.
She will calmly and levelly hand out one candy (or healthy alternative) to each child - though she does have one rather insidious plot in mind as well. She'll offer two pieces of candy to any child who offers to check out one of the books on display and promises to read it. :3c ]
If there are any [ NOT FILLIES... BE ALL-INCLUSIVE.... ] children who are going to be collecting candy today, I'll be giving some out at the library. I've got quite a selection of different candies. I was sure to account for the most common allergens, and I'm offering several more healthy alternatives as well.
So feel free to drop by, either for the candy or to help me give it out, if you're so inclined.
[ And, as promised, anypony who wanders into the library will find, after the rather sizable display of age-appropriate children's and young adult books stations at every entrance, there's a large display of candies, and a certain unicorn who's.... done a rather nice job of looking like a rugged unicorn archeologist instead, complete with fake wings and her horn hidden under the hat.
She will calmly and levelly hand out one candy (or healthy alternative) to each child - though she does have one rather insidious plot in mind as well. She'll offer two pieces of candy to any child who offers to check out one of the books on display and promises to read it. :3c ]