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[billiardsplz]

[Guess who's a five year old in the kitchen stocking up on eggs to carry around on Halloween so he can chuck them at houses since all the cool kids in New Bark Town did it?

Guess who also has a permanent loss that prevents him from touching eggs?]

Hey eggs! You not supposed to 'splode yet!

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[delincuente]

[Seven-year-old Alex is over here just laughing her ass off at you, you're welcome.]

What are you even trying to do?

[billiardsplz]

I'm equipping myself for war... War against... lameos who don't give away candy!

[delincuente]

What're you gonna do, blow up eggs in their faces?

[billiardsplz]

I'm going to throw it at them! [he tries to pick one up to demonstrate, but it slips out of his reach and splatters on the floor]

.....And it'll make a huge mess! And then they'll think twice about not giving candy!

[delincuente]

That sounds like a really stupid plan.

[She sneers at him.]

Can I come?

[billiardsplz]

No, you called my plan stupid!

[delincuente]

Because it is stupid. But it still sounds fun, and I'm bored!

[billiardsplz]

Fine. You get the eggs, I'll get the toilet paper.

[delincuente]

[She smiles as if she always knew she'd get her way.]

Cool!

[billiardsplz]

Maybe we can find different ways go gunk bomb houses. Like... mush and glitter.