♈ Aradia: Begin your ninja gaiden.

[psych0p0mps]

Is it just me, or are all the ninja missions we're allowed to do kind of boring? They've got better ones, but we can't take them. And as much fun as the whole suddenly being able to walk on the ceiling thing is, it would be nice to be using it for something productive. I guess it's easy money, though. I don't know how much 5,000 ryo is but it sounds like a lot. Maybe we could get souvenirs with it.

Still, it'd be way more interesting to look for that international criminal guy people are talking about, or something like that. That should be a mission.

[To Team 26, a.k.a. Cesare Borgia, Steve Rogers, & Jack O'Neill]

Admittedly I don't know any of you guys, but what do you think? We could do a super easy mission and split the money, or if you want we could look for the criminal guy instead. Or both. Even if it is a wild featherbeast chase, it might be fun to try.

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[ino]

[she was about to reply to this normally, but something about what she said makes her pause]

--International criminal?

[psych0p0mps]

Yeah, I overheard a few different people talking about it. Supposedly it's a mysterious man who wears a mask and a red coat. I don't know if they actually saw him, though, it all sounded like hearsay.

[ino]

A red coat?

[a pause] A coat with red clouds?

[psych0p0mps]

Right, that was it!

[not_mafia]

... walk... on the cieling? [lol guess who didn't know that was a thing now]

[psych0p0mps]

Yeah! I was surprised, too. It's like you have magnets you can turn on in your feet. Try it!

[not_mafia]

Is that really safe? [BUT HE IS KINNA CURIOUS NOW]

[psych0p0mps]

Haha, probably not! It's fun, though.

[not_mafia]

How did you get on the cieling in the first place?

[psych0p0mps]

By walking up the wall, dummy.

[not_mafia]

...oh. [CLEARLY.]

Um... okay.. here goes nothing, I guess?

--Woah!

[psych0p0mps]

See, isn't it fun?

[not_mafia]

Um, it's a bit... weird.

Really weird, actually!

[psych0p0mps]

[your face is really weird]

Heh, it doesn't change gravity or anything, so it takes a little getting used to. But just imagine all the shenanigans we could get up to with this ability. The possibilities are endless.

[not_mafia]

[and that's coming from the troll?]

Er... just try not to get into trouble, Aradia-san.

[psych0p0mps]

[hey at least she has horns, stubby mc-no-horns]

I make no promises.

[not_mafia]

[An exasperated sigh at that. WHY ARE ALL HIS FRIENDS TROUBLEMAKERS?]