track 02: vogue (dictated)

[righttrack]

All right, so, for those who didn't meet me yet, I'm Kurt Hummel. I'm from... Well, I was living in New York before, but before that I grew up in Ohio. Oh, and since apparently people are from all sorts of times here, too-- It was 2012 when I left.

Now, if I may, I know this 'world change' thing is just temporary, but it's still left us with some, let's face it, truly terrifying fashion choices. But I think I can work with them. Even the fishnet, maybe. So if anyone has a wacky costume they don't want to wear, you can bring it to me and I'll see what I can do.

Comments

[assassino]

[amused]

2012 seems rather common. My time -- 1488 -- less so.

But that considered, I doubt our ideas of fashion would see eye-to-eye.

[Is probably the only dude in Paradisa who wears this much lace :')]

[righttrack]

1488? Wow.

It's still worth a shot, though. I mean, I'm making it for you, not me.

[assassino]

[He pauses to consider. Why not?]

Alright, boy. I am willing to give it a try, if it means having acceptable clothing.

[righttrack]

Excellent. What's your name?

[assassino]

Ezio Auditore.

[Italian name, Italian accent, all Italian forever.]

[delincuente]

Dude, you're from New York too?

[She sounds impressed.]

And I don't know, "ninja" isn't really my style, fishnets or not.

[righttrack]

I am! Where in New York were you?

Well, the idea is to get as far away from ninja as possible.

[delincuente]

I live in Tribeca, on Waverly Place.

[Hmmmmm consideration.]

... Okay, yeah, you can give it a shot.

[righttrack]

I was in Bushwick, in Brooklyn.

Really? [OH HEAR THE EXCITEMENT IN HIS VOICE.] Wonderful! Bring whatever this place gave you to the library. I'll be waiting.

[doublethefun]

Then why wear anything at all, if thou dost not enjoy it? [silly humans]

[righttrack]

...Seriously? I'm not going to go around naked! Besides, I do like clothes, I just don't like these clothes.

[doublethefun]

[seriously.]

I can understand the need for clothing in inclement weather, but as a whole, this obsession doth seem rather silly.

[righttrack]

...I am going to be honest, it's really hard for me to talk to you.

[nihilo]

Big dreams?

[righttrack]

Yes, I would say so.

[nihilo]

To become what, exactly?

[righttrack]

It's funny you should ask. I used to be really sure it was going to be broadway stardom, but... Then I got this job for the Vogue website, and I don't know, I really love fashion design.

[waterproofed]

Hey, I'm from New York, too! Manhattan.

[righttrack]

No kidding! I was in Brooklyn.

[waterproofed]

Wow, we were practically neighbors!

[righttrack]

Well, how about that? Pretty cool.

[ dictated ]

[wishmadeinfire]

You, sir, might be my new best friend.

[ dictated ]

[righttrack]

Oh, is that so?

Re: [ dictated ]

[wishmadeinfire]

Quite. I wonder if you might be able to alter them to be more like something I usually wear?

[ dictated ]

[righttrack]

I doubt I'll disappoint.