paradisa | 24 (forward dated slightly)

[In the early morning hours of Sunday, there are some smudged words appearing in the journals, written in blue ink and a sloppy hand. For once, he's heeding the possibility that most of the castle residents are likely still sleeping--and he's trying to be quiet.]

It's November 11.

I've been here for a year today.

[He pauses, considering how far he's come in that past year, contemplating what he does and doesn't want to list out for the whole castle to see. In the end, he settles on a very brief little written list, more for the benefit of his own memory than anything else.]

In November, I got here.
In December, I kissed Maya Fey and Geoffrey Chaucer, and I went to Paris.
January brought Miles.
In February, I gained my voice back again.
March saw some really amazing birthday gifts.
In April, Sunflower found me.
In May, I was a mermaid, a phoenix, and a father.
In June everything started to make a lot more sense.
July took away my closest friend in this place, and also gave me something more.
In August, I tried to lead artists.
In September, I met my daughter.
And in October, I broke my leg, lost my arm, became a pony, and existed in others' nightmares.

Let's see what you've got to throw at me for this next year, castle.

[And then, because it's been far too long coming, he scribbles in a filter.]

[ Maya Fey ]

Maya. I need to tell you something.

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Not at all. If they don't count, they don't count--and I still consistently win the ones that do.

I never agreed to losing a thing. Just to certain cases being excluded from the running altogether.

Objection!

You said it yourself... "I always win"...! No matter how you try to slice it, it remains untrue.

That may be what you believe, but you already discounted the Matt Engarde and Will Powers trials.

They can't be used as evidence against me.

So regardless of your own personal thoughts on the matter, you've got nothing valid with which to disprove the claim that I always win.

I discounted nothing of the sort, seeing as though I did not agree with your nonsensical reasoning in the first place. I merely pointed out the fact that the basis of your entire argument is absolutely asinine.

Besides, if you truly believed what you claim, then what I said would not have upset you so.

...Should I amend my statement to say that I win ninety nine percent of the time? Does that please you, oh great loser?

...I'm not the one who likes to consistently brag of his win record...

...I'm clumsy, I'm unlucky, and I tend to suck at things.

You have to let me have my bragging rights.

[It's probably for the best that he isn't sharing his belief that having a "sexy boyfriend" gives him bragging rights, too.]

...Alright, alright...

...Though not all you say is true. There are quite a few areas in which you have an upper hand.

That so? ...don't give me any examples. I just want to bask in the belief that I'm awesome without finding out you mean "at toilet cleaning."

Do you think I would date any lower than "awesome"?

Oh ho, I see how it is...! So it's all about you!

Well, the last time I checked, none of this was against your will...

Hardly. [Snerk...] You have no idea how many deliciously corny lines I can think of right now...

[But if he said "I guess I won this time, too--I WON YOUR HEART," there would never be enough apologies in the world...]

Let us make a deal. I'll refrain from explaining to you the ways in which I think you are..."awesome," and you keep those corny lines to yourself.

Sounds like a plan.

What are you getting me for Hanukkah?

...What now?

[Don't fault him for wanting to change the subject, now!]

It's less than a month away, after all.

Surely, you don't expect me to have planned for such a thing...

We're in a relationship now. You have to give me gifts on gift-giving holidays.

...and in what relationship rule-book is that?

Any relationship rule book?

Tch. Oh, shame on me for thinking that the gifts I give you on a regular basis counted for something...

They count for plenty! They just don't count as Hanukkah presents.

Well, in that case, why do we not also prepare for Kwanzaa as well? Especially since we've just missed Eid and Diwali...

I'm sorry it's so hard for you to accept that I'm religious, Miles, but I am. But sure, if you want to celebrate Kwanzaa...

[Right after Christmas when he expects Miles not to want to do much of anything.]

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