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[rogueofheart]

[This is what happens when a certain someone forgets to make a private filter to herself.]


:33 < once upon a time there was a troll named vriska
:33 < it was just another day in purradisa and she was just stalking along minding her own business
:33 < when suddenly she smelled something from the kitchen!
:33 < it was like nothing she had ever smelled befur, so she went to go s33 what it was
:33 < that is when she saw jane in the kitchen surrounded by a big mess!
:33 < and vriska said what are you doing!
:33 < to which the jane human replied, i was trying to make a cake :CC
:33 < oho! said the vriska and she laughed and said that it didnt look much like a cake
:33 < but that was beclaws janes loss was making cakes and she was sad that she couldnt
:33 < but the mess still smelled good, so vriska went over and she took the messy bowl from jane and she started to eat it :OO
:33 < and she liked it!! and said that it was still purrty delicious, which made jane so happy
:33 < and then nepeta walked into the kitchen and she saw the mess too
:33 < and she asked what happened here?
:33 < and vriska said that she was eating a cake
:33 < but nepeta said that is not what a cake looks like! and she made it clear that she knew exactly what a cake looks like
:33 < the vriska laughed and said good job!!!!!!!! you know what a cake looks like!!!!!!!!
:33 < suddenly aradia was there and she flew in to s33 what the hubbub was about
;33 < and she said, is this a party? 0u0
:33 < and vriska said no! that she was eating a cake!
:33 < aradia told her thats not what a cake should look like and that made the jane human just sigh
:33 < so aradia said you know what a party n33ds right
:33 < party hats!
:33 < she gave everyone in the kitchen a party hat and they were really cute
:33 < that made vriska angry and she saw even more spades than ever fur aradia while she grumpily ate her cake batter
:33 < suddenly there was john! and he came in the kitchen too
:33 < he asked whats going on in here?
:33 < aradia said we are having a party!
:33 < vriska said no were not!!
:33 < aradia blew a fun party blower and it made a silly noise
:33 < vriska held up her bowl and said, joooooooohn do you want to share this cake with me? :::;)
:33 < but it was cake and the john human is scared of cake!!! so he ran away :CC
:33 < this made vriska upset
:33 < aradia said, i guess john doesnt like parties
:33 < just then, kanaya came into the kitchen!
:33 < and she looked at the mess and then she looked at vriska
:33 < and she said, it appears that i have missed a memo of some sort
:33 < aradia said, its a party! *fw33!*
:33 < (that is the sound of the noise maker, h33 h33)
:33 < vriska yelled its not a party! and aradia and nepeta left because friska was being kind of a party pooper
:33 < kanaya walked over to vriska and her mess and said, may i ask what it is that you are consuming
:33 < and vriska told her that it was cake batter, and she asked if she wanted to share some
:33 < so kanaya took a little bit on her finger and then she carefully tasted it........
:33 < and she liked it!
:33 < so the two trolls ate the cake batter and this made jane happy beclaws even if she didnt make a purroper cake they still enjoyed it
:33 < the end

:33 < oh yeah and rose didnt go to the kitchen beclaws she was busy in her room writing wizard fanfiction
:33 < it was a story about two wizards that were locked in eternal battle with each other with lots of magic and stuff but over time the two would realize that they were evenly matched and instead of face each other off furever and ever they joined furces and became furriends
:33 < and then more than furriends
:33 < and then when she was finished she went down to the kitchen to s33 about getting something to drink and thats when she saw vriska and kanaya and the really big cake mess
:33 < and she just looked at them and then *sighed* and walked away
:33 < the end!!!