Nepeta: Write friendfiction.

[rogueofheart]

[This is what happens when a certain someone forgets to make a private filter to herself.]


:33 < once upon a time there was a troll named vriska
:33 < it was just another day in purradisa and she was just stalking along minding her own business
:33 < when suddenly she smelled something from the kitchen!
:33 < it was like nothing she had ever smelled befur, so she went to go s33 what it was
:33 < that is when she saw jane in the kitchen surrounded by a big mess!
:33 < and vriska said what are you doing!
:33 < to which the jane human replied, i was trying to make a cake :CC
:33 < oho! said the vriska and she laughed and said that it didnt look much like a cake
:33 < but that was beclaws janes loss was making cakes and she was sad that she couldnt
:33 < but the mess still smelled good, so vriska went over and she took the messy bowl from jane and she started to eat it :OO
:33 < and she liked it!! and said that it was still purrty delicious, which made jane so happy
:33 < and then nepeta walked into the kitchen and she saw the mess too
:33 < and she asked what happened here?
:33 < and vriska said that she was eating a cake
:33 < but nepeta said that is not what a cake looks like! and she made it clear that she knew exactly what a cake looks like
:33 < the vriska laughed and said good job!!!!!!!! you know what a cake looks like!!!!!!!!
:33 < suddenly aradia was there and she flew in to s33 what the hubbub was about
;33 < and she said, is this a party? 0u0
:33 < and vriska said no! that she was eating a cake!
:33 < aradia told her thats not what a cake should look like and that made the jane human just sigh
:33 < so aradia said you know what a party n33ds right
:33 < party hats!
:33 < she gave everyone in the kitchen a party hat and they were really cute
:33 < that made vriska angry and she saw even more spades than ever fur aradia while she grumpily ate her cake batter
:33 < suddenly there was john! and he came in the kitchen too
:33 < he asked whats going on in here?
:33 < aradia said we are having a party!
:33 < vriska said no were not!!
:33 < aradia blew a fun party blower and it made a silly noise
:33 < vriska held up her bowl and said, joooooooohn do you want to share this cake with me? :::;)
:33 < but it was cake and the john human is scared of cake!!! so he ran away :CC
:33 < this made vriska upset
:33 < aradia said, i guess john doesnt like parties
:33 < just then, kanaya came into the kitchen!
:33 < and she looked at the mess and then she looked at vriska
:33 < and she said, it appears that i have missed a memo of some sort
:33 < aradia said, its a party! *fw33!*
:33 < (that is the sound of the noise maker, h33 h33)
:33 < vriska yelled its not a party! and aradia and nepeta left because friska was being kind of a party pooper
:33 < kanaya walked over to vriska and her mess and said, may i ask what it is that you are consuming
:33 < and vriska told her that it was cake batter, and she asked if she wanted to share some
:33 < so kanaya took a little bit on her finger and then she carefully tasted it........
:33 < and she liked it!
:33 < so the two trolls ate the cake batter and this made jane happy beclaws even if she didnt make a purroper cake they still enjoyed it
:33 < the end

:33 < oh yeah and rose didnt go to the kitchen beclaws she was busy in her room writing wizard fanfiction
:33 < it was a story about two wizards that were locked in eternal battle with each other with lots of magic and stuff but over time the two would realize that they were evenly matched and instead of face each other off furever and ever they joined furces and became furriends
:33 < and then more than furriends
:33 < and then when she was finished she went down to the kitchen to s33 about getting something to drink and thats when she saw vriska and kanaya and the really big cake mess
:33 < and she just looked at them and then *sighed* and walked away
:33 < the end!!!

Comments

[wagers]

[What... Just.]

[wagers]

[........WHAT?]

[wagers]

[WHAT EVEN!]

What the hell?

[rogueofheart]

[..........................oh no. Did Vriska read that. Can she see this? DID SHE FORGET A FILTER OH GOD]

Vwiskers?

[dupable]

wha-
hey!
i'm not afraid of cake!!

[rogueofheart]

[You were never meant to read this, John!!]

:33 < but you dont like them right?
:33 < its
:33 < creative license?

[dupable]

[ Yeah he's getting that feeling. ]

yeah, but not liking something and being afraid of them are two different things!

[rogueofheart]

:33 < i dont know
:33 < i have s33n the way you hate on cake
:33 < can you blame me fur getting it mixed up?

[John Egbert: The only boy who hates cake.]

[dupable]

yes i can!!
because hate and dislike are really different.
it's not like i run away from cake.
most of the time...

[rogueofheart]

:33 < most of the time?
:33 < so you admit that you have before
:33 < which means that i am not entirely wrong

[dupable]

yes, but not because i was afraid!
it was because i didn't want anyone asking me if i wanted some.

[rogueofheart]

:33 < john its just cake
:33 < its not like it is going to eat you
:33 < you eat it!
:33 < you can vanquish your foe john, i believe in you

[dupable]

that is exactly the problem.
i don't want to eat it!
eating it is the exact opposite of what i want to do most of the time.

[rogueofheart]

:33 < what is so bad about cake!
:33 < i do not understand at all

[dupable]

it's not THAT terrible I GUESS.
but for a really long time i kind of wanted to barf when i ate any, and that is still a thing i don't really want to do now.

i just cracked up in public

[fluthlu]

I'm impressed, Nepeta.
Your characterization is top notch.
I particularly enjoyed the portion about wizard fanfiction.

[Rose is being completely honest for once, no sarcasm there at all. She heartily enjoyed reading this, and is actually pretty disappointed that she can't see the look on Vriska's face right now.]

excellent

[rogueofheart]

:33 < wait
:33 < you really mean that?

[fluthlu]

I do.
It was an entertaining read, to say the very least.

[rogueofheart]

:33 < thanks!!
:33 < but fur curiositys sake do you have any wizard fanfic fur real?

[fluthlu]

I'm afraid I haven't written any in quite some time, though I'm sure I could peek into my archives if you so wished.

[rogueofheart]

:33 < really?
:33 < that would be the best!
:33 < it has b33n ages since i have read a good fanfic

[fluthlu]

Well, come by my room sometime and I'll be sure to "hook you up", as the phrase goes.

[rogueofheart]

:33 < 33333333!!
:33 < i will do that at the next oppurrtunity!
:33 < maybe someday we can cowrite a fic together too

[fluthlu]

That sounds like it could be fun.
I will be looking forward to it.

[losttrack]

Okay... What did I just read?

[rogueofheart]

Err, something that was supposed to be purrsonal... Yeah, I definitely furgot a filter...

[losttrack]

Oh. Tough luck, kid.

But I guess it would make sense to you?

[rogueofheart]

Yep! And the people that were in it. They're my friends, and they're here in the castle, too.

[Her tone reveals that she is feeling several levels of embarrassment.]

[losttrack]

[She feels for the kid, really, but she's not sure she wants to admit that.]

I see...

[rogueofheart]

It's a little hard to follow out of context.

[losttrack]

Hey, no biggie. If anyone asks, you can explain it.

[rogueofheart]

I guess.

[...]

But please don't ask.

[losttrack]

I wasn't gonna.

[psych0p0mps]

nepeta what

[rogueofheart]

:33 < umm
:33 < surprise?
:33 < i didnt mean fur people to s33 this but i guess since it is out there, how do you like it?

[psych0p0mps]

umm its
pretty good i guess?
do i really talk about parties that much though? 0_0

[rogueofheart]

:33 < well you do really like them
:33 < and you like finding out about other things you can celebrate

Dictated (I HAVE THE BIGGEST GRIN ON MY FACE)

[cyan_maid]

[Okay, so...while she's not sure what to make of this, someone's at least happy about reading it!]

Nepeta, that was lovely! Thank you for putting me in your story, it made me happy.

GOOD

[rogueofheart]

[These mixed reactions are giving her whiplash!]

You're not mad that I wrote about your loss?

[cyan_maid]

Why would I be mad? I can't really change it, you know. Besides, everything worked out fine at the end of the story, didn't it? That made me happy.

[rogueofheart]

Yeah! It was a big hit, and I bet that if this happened in real life it would have ended the same way too. Except maybe I would have eaten some of it, too.

[cyan_maid]

Hoo! And do you think you would have liked it?

[rogueofheart]

Of course!

[This coming from the girl who hunted wildlife for food]

[cyan_maid]

[True, true.]

Well, I would probably be concerned about salmonella if it happened in real life, but batter is usually delicious enough to excuse those fears.

[rogueofheart]

We are in Purradisa, where living on the edge is a daily thing. [giggles] I think if we eat cake batter, we will be okay.

[cyan_maid]

How true! [Lots of giggles going on here!]