Storming around

[traken_master]

[The Master has noticed that others seem to be ill, but he's too angry to care. They deserve it, all of them! Something is going on, again. He's not surprised, just infuriated. He wished he had weapons. He'd love to level this stinking pile of rock and everyone in it!

Part of the Master is tempted to go to the clinic or library and try to figure out what is going on. A far larger part wants to find something to kill or destroy. So, he's just going to be outside, with a sword from the gymnasium that he's sharpened. Who or what he uses it on doesn't matter much to him.}

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[originalcopy]

[Church has no idea how he ended up outside. He was fighting with some jerk with a bow and arrows (which he now has sticking out of himself) and one of them messed up his vision. Now he's out here and there is a guy with... a sword? Seriously?]

Ok... look, I just want to find my way back to the lobby. I'm armed, so just feel free to point in right direction!

[ooc... the sword isn't going to do much to actually hurt him, but feel free to vent some virus fueled frustration on him! Also, don't worry about the gun, he can't actually hit you.]

[traken_master]

You dare tell me what to do?! [The Master shouts, swinging the sword in the direction of the other, snarling.] I am THE MASTER! [Swings.] And you will obey ME! [Swings. He curses in Gallifreyan, swinging the sword wildly.] I obey no one, do you hear me?!

[originalcopy]

[In his least impressed voice, the one he usually reserves for dealing with Caboose's stupid plans.]

Right, I'm just going to go this way then. Have fun with your raging insanity.

[traken_master]

Oh, don't go! [The Master snarls, though his lips curl up, as if grinning.] Why can't you find the lobby? Are you new perhaps? Have you not been in this festering pit long enough to learn your way around, hmm?

[originalcopy]

Yeah I'm new...Did you figure that out all by yourself?

Now, if you don't mind, I've had enough dealing with crazy for one day.

...Thanks.

[He's holding the gun out, but it's only pointing in your general direction.]

[traken_master]

[The Master throws back his head and laughs, before speaking with contempt.]

Do you think returning to the lobby will get you away from the madness? Fool! This entire misbegotten world is madness itself. There's no escaping it. Better minds than yours have tried. There's only one possible escape and that's to turn this entire world to ashes.

[originalcopy]

It'll get me away from you.

I've had to deal with enough megalomania driven wackos for one life time.

[equally contemptuous muttering]
Seriously, I thought O'Malley was cliche... nope, you're all just like that.

[And unfortunately for Church he's starting to think the Master is all talk, so his guard is slipping.]

[traken_master]

I'd kill you and put you out of your misery, but I wouldn't want to listen to you whining about it, when the castle brought you back. Alas, even good, clean murder is denied to us. [He's more than a bit bitter about that.]

[originalcopy]

Hah! Sorry to burst your bubble there velveteen psycho... but you can't kill me.

[sneezes]

what the?

[traken_master]

I believe that's what I just said. [The Master glowers, then smirks with vicious amusement.] Though, it seems I can infect you!

[To celebrate, the Master drew his tissue compression eliminator and shrank a nearby tree.]

[originalcopy]

I thought you had to tou... awe crap. Robin Hood, that asshole!

[Watching the tree shrivel up...If Church had eyes to bug out they would be popping out of his head.]

Holy Shit!

[traken_master]

Robin Hood? Is that a nickname for someone or their actual name?

[He smirks at that reaction.]

Beautiful weapon, is it not? I created it myself. It's a tissue compression eliminator.

[originalcopy]

I don't know... I didn't actually get a chance to ask his fuckin' name.

[sneezes again]

Tissue? Does that thing work on non-living stuff? Like, could you shrink your sword?

[traken_master]

Ah, either a short or an impolite conversation, then.

[The Master shrugs.]

I could, yes. It's primary function as a weapon is shrinking living tissue, but it works on other forms of matter as well.

[originalcopy]

Well then, It's been great talking to you but, gosh look at the time...

[Church starts making his way in what he hopes is the right direction. Though at this point, away from the Master is good enough.]

[traken_master]

[The Master gives a contemptuous chuckle, blasting an insect crawling near Church's feet.]

Yes, do run along.

yeah, he does

[originalcopy]

[You don't have t tell Church twice. Do you know how hard it is to find new bodies?]