053. dictated, open to action

[foolreversed]

Castle, I think we need to hold a meeting. A conference of sorts.

About how every eligible lady should get on my dick, and all you other poor souls should either kneel or find a way to entertain me.

Because you see, I'm bored. I'm so very bored! You've become as bad as that shithole Inaba. Do I have to cause a mess to get some entertainment going here? What's it going to take, huh? Maybe I should set you all back in your place.

[but then Adachi's voice starts to get a little more angry and frantic]

Ugh, so bored, so bored... What's wrong with all of you?! I need something, anything- just give it to me now!

[he can be found roaming the castle, looking for anything to satiate him, and for once not afraid to show off his powers if it'll get him what he wants]

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[losttrack]

Wow, how about never?

[foolreversed]

How rude.

[losttrack]

I'm the rude one?

[foolreversed]

Well, I'm just a man of simple wants, aren't I? What's so wrong with that?

To deny me so bluntly...

[losttrack]

Sorry, I don't beat around the bush.

[foolreversed]

Hmph. Girls like you are hardly attractive anyway.

[losttrack]

You wish.

I'm way too cool for you.

[cheerupemoborg]

Well if you were more like me, perhaps you would be in a better mood.

[foolreversed]

Oh I'm pretty sure I'm not the one that needs to change.

[cheerupemoborg]

Debatable.

dictated

[midget]

Ugh, you. Why don't you just shut up? Stop your damn whining. Nobody cares about your problems! Nobody cares about you!

[foolreversed]

...Oh great, it's you. Hasn't the castle gotten tired of letting the cat back in yet?

[midget]

[ SHOUTING ]

DON'T EVEN MENTION MY MIDDLE NAME, YOU TWO-BIT VILLAIN!

[foolreversed]

What.

[what is she even-- oh. wait a minute.]

...

[raises his hands to his head imitating ears, even though she can't see him do it, it's for added effect]

"Meow, meow."

[midget]

[ VERBAL KEYSMASH GOES HERE ]

[rogueofheart]

:33 < maybe youre bored beclaws youre boring
:33 < did you ever think of that?
:33 < no one wants a boring matesprit
:33 < hth

[foolreversed]

Yeah, well-

Trolls do not count as eligible ladies, get lost.

[rogueofheart]

:33 < like i would stoop so low as to be interested in a human
:33 < and a really old one at that!

[foolreversed]

At least I'm not six!

[rogueofheart]

:33 < at least i am not begging fur people to pay attention to me
:33 < "no one likes me please love me i am so alooone!"
:33 < it must really bother you that everyone else can find someone
:33 < but youre all alone

[foolreversed]

...

...You're dead.

[rogueofheart]

[She giggles as sweetly as she can muster. She's actually feeling pretty miserable, but he'd never know.]

:33 < poor mr adachi
:33 < the truth hurts, doesnt it?
:33 < youre just as lonely and miserable as you should be

[wagers]

[foolreversed]

[it's not that he's ignoring what she's saying, each word does hurt more than he'd like to admit, but the reaction it's getting from him is rapidly escalating anger.]

Listen here, Nepeta, if you know what's good for you you're going to shut up right the hell now. I know exactly what to do with dumbass girls with rotting skulls like you to make you regret ever having been born. When I say you're dead, I mean you're dead and strung up like Christmas lights. And maybe just for this cheeky bullshit, I'll try to sate my boredom with your corpse before I put it on display for everyone too!

[rogueofheart]

:33 < wow thats even more sad than asking fur someone to like you!
:33 < to think you would stoop so low to do that to me when i am dead and cant say no
:33 < but that is probably the only time it would work with anyone
:33 < you do realize you are only confurming my point right

[likethetragedy]

Get over yourself.

[foolreversed]

Excuse me?

[likethetragedy]

Get over yourself. Women hate whiners.

[foolreversed]

And men hate women who talk back.

That's okay though. I consider myself a forgiving man- and I know exactly what to do with people who bore me.

[oh god I am so sorry]

[cyan_maid]

[A little chuckle.]

I don't know about your willie - and honestly, don't be so crude when soliciting the ladies! - but I might have some information for you that could make you less bored, Mr. Adachi.

[foolreversed]

Oh? And what's would that be, my sweet?

Adachi

[cyan_maid]

Well, I'm not sure if you're one of them, first of all. Tell me, did you have a cold on Wednesday?

Jane

[foolreversed]

Well I had a cold yesterday after running into that bitch Aradia.

Adachi

[cyan_maid]

Now, now! Insults are certainly no way to attract the ladies, either!

You did? Then I can tell you all about it. There are folks who haven't gotten sick at all, and they think we are still sick. I ran into a group looking for a stethoscope of all things! A stethoscope can't heal anybody, but besides that, I can't help but feel that they are the ones who aren't feeling well.

Jane

[foolreversed]

We're still sick? How strange, I've never felt better.

Sounds like a bunch of downer debbies up to no good if you ask me.

Adachi

[cyan_maid]

I'm thinking of letting everyone else know about it. Can't be too careful, after all! Besides, pulling the proverbial sheet out from under the "uninfected" sounds like great fun to me!

Action

[ninjainviolet]

[Sheena's on the prowl, making sure people are safe when she hears Adachi talking--and not just in his journal. Seeing him up ahead, she speaks to him.]

You know you should be careful asking for something like that here! It's dangerous, since you never know what you're going to get!

[foolreversed]

[Adachi raises his eyebrow]

And what's it matter to you?

[ninjainviolet]

It matters, that's all! Is that so bad?

action (lust vs. lust showdown?)

[madetosin]

And what is it you're looking for?

ultimate showdown

[foolreversed]

[Adachi pauses, staring at Muraki]

Isn't it obvious?

Satisfaction. Anything to relieve myself of this boredom and hunger.

sunday sunday sunday -- no wait...

[madetosin]

[He takes a moment to exhale a long stream of smoke, then runs a thumb against his lower lip.]

Perhaps you should be more specific about what it is you want.

[mal_addict]

Oh please, you're pathetic. Why would I want to be seen anywhere near someone like you?