001 Enter the Alchemist

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[Sometime after the initial panic of finding himself in a strange place where books talked at you when you opened them, there were no Homunculi or anyone familiar at all, and... everything ever; much later at night after things have started to sink in, there is a polite sounding voice over the journals after a self conscious throat clearing.]

Good evening! My name is Alphonse Elric and... do any you know Brother? His name is Edward and he's the... [little] ...alchemist with a red coat.

[What more can he really say? This is still so overwhelming and ridiculous.]

...I hope I can meet you all in person soon, talking over... a book seems a bit impersonal for a first meeting. [And then, in case that made anyone think he didn't want to talk now, he hastily added:] But it's nice to meet you anyway.

[ooc: Open to all]

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That's okay! Maybe I'm making a... new train stop.

[Haha. Ha. Ha.]

[onlyanapple]

[Long pause]

Wow. You're making it far too easy. It'd be almost sad to take advantage of that.

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...

I thought it was funny.

[onlyanapple]

[There's a long pause. Someone he hates himself]

It was in the delivery.

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[He gives a sheepish sort of laugh, it sounds hollow and metallic.]

I'll practice for next time then!

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley pauses awkwardly, as he always does when the conscience he likes to pretend he doesn't have rears its ugly head]

You'll...practise. Okay.

So. You're new.

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Mm.

Very new... here, at least.

[onlyanapple]

Why, are you old elsewhere?

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[He chuckles, oh the humour.]

Well, I've lived in Amestris for fifteen years, so I guess I'm pretty old to living there.

[onlyanapple]

Fifteen years, huh. I've had longer naps.

[snacklist]

Wow, you must be pretty old then!

[onlyanapple]

Over six thousand years.

[snacklist]

WHAT?!

[onlyanapple]

[Louder] SIX THOUSAND YEARS

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[The only person he knew who had lived anywhere near immortality like that was... his father. Though the Homunculi could technically live forever as well, perhaps...]

Are you a homunculus?

[onlyanapple]

What? NO. I'm far older than those creepy bastards.

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But... you do know them?

[onlyanapple]

You can't really avoid that sort in Hell.

[snacklist]

...In hell?

[onlyanapple]

Yeeeah? Where all demons come from?

[snacklist]

This is so weird...

[onlyanapple]

Why? Where do they come from in your home world?

[snacklist]

Nowhere! There aren't any demons in my world!

[onlyanapple]

But you have homunculi?

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Y-yeah, they're not the same thing.