Clean up time pt. 2 [dictated]

[originalcopy]

Get well soon... [really wants to add "asshole" to the end of that, but changes his mind]


About what I said. It wasn't personal. I mean I don't even know you, I'm sure I'll eventually find plenty of personal reasons to call you an asshole...
[Church really sucks at the whole apology thing]

Sorry I was a dick

Comments

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Don't worry, Church. I understand. It happens sometimes here.

And I know you will. You did before...

[originalcopy]

Well, as long as neither of us is going to be surprised by that... I guess we're good then.

I could have totally taken you though.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

No. You can't. You can't hit a guy at point blank range before running out of ammunition.

[originalcopy]

[shit]

Hey, my aim isn't that bad!

[compromisedarrow]

I'm fine now. Thanks for your concern...

...sorry about the arrow to the face.

[originalcopy]

Guess I didn't hit you hard enough then. [His voice is full of sarcasm rather than malice]

Just that one huh?

[compromisedarrow]

Well, you didn't shoot me, despite trying.

And the others, too. You didn't keep them, did you?

[originalcopy]

You know, I did kind of have an arrow in my face.

Why, you want them back?

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Church? I saw it happen.

Yay for timeline fun

[originalcopy]

What? I had an arrow in my face!
And why didn't you help me? Asshole!

[Totally thinks you are talking about his fight with Hawkeye during the virus outbreak.]

[compromisedarrow]

If it's not too much trouble. I can re-use 'em.

[Waste not, want not.]

Re: Yay for timeline fun

[dontpatr0nizeme]

...

I'm talking about something that happens in what I'm guessing is your future. Not some dude shooting you with an arrow.

Re: Yay for timeline fun

[originalcopy]

Oh... right, the future thing.

You'd think I'd be use to that kind of thing by now.

Still, this time it was totally because I had an arrow in my face.

[originalcopy]

[laughing]

Oh My God you cheap bastard.

[compromisedarrow]

Hey. Wishing has a price here, apparently. I'd rather not sell my soul, okay.

[originalcopy]

Hey I just shot you... and this is crazy, but can I have my arrows back.. maybe?

[compromisedarrow]

I'm not going to force you to give me them.

[originalcopy]

[chuckle]
Well no... you might loose more arrows that way.

Filtered to this person

[circleoflife]

I forgive you. And I apologize on my behalf, as well. I do hope you'll believe me when I say that I do not truly think myself so superior to your kind. [Only a little.]

Re: Filtered to this person

[originalcopy]

Yeah well, I don't really want to turn you into a throw rug.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Church? An arrow shouldn't even be worrying for you.

[originalcopy]

You know, that's what I thought too. Turns out, at close enough range those fuckers can get between the little gaps in your armor.

When that happens to your face, all sorts of fun stuff can happen. Like fucking up your vision and getting you lost for three days.


I'm pretty sure the electrified ones didn't help much either.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Seriously? Electrified arrows?

[originalcopy]

Yeah, I didn't see that one coming either.

You know, I'm kind of glad I was already dead for that.
I hear tasers can make you shit yourself... and that can't be any fun in armor.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

...

That was a thought I didn't need, Church. Thanks. Really.

[originalcopy]

[laughs]

Well hey, at least now you know to look out for them!
I could have just kept it to myself... you know see what would happen.

You should be grateful.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

...

Just as much of an asshole to deal with as ever.

[originalcopy]

Glad I'm not disappointing you.

[compromisedarrow]

I have your pistol. Who says I need to use more arrows?

[originalcopy]

Yeah, but it's out of ammo. And I still have my sniper rifle.

... could I get that back by the way?

[compromisedarrow]

Ammo's no problem.

Sure. When I get my arrows back.

[originalcopy]

urg... fine.

Guess, I'll see you around then.

[compromisedarrow]

Later.